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Sean
01-25-2006, 11:35 AM
You know how Gmail reads your email and puts ads up to target what it thinks you would want? This is what it thinks I want:

http://fecalgram.com/store/products

The Original Fecalgram™ FG-1

The Original Fecalgram™ is the product that started it all. It's our specialty, and still our #1 best seller.

The Original Fecalgram™ is a 100% natural, freshly squeezed, human made turd that is sealed in a high quality box which we then decorate to make it look like an expensive gift. We then ship it, along with any message you provide, to anyone in America completely anonymously.

Whatever your reason for sending a Fecalgram™, we'll be glad to do it for you... whether it's for revenge, as a practical joke, or for any other reason. Sound like fun? It is. No wonder they're so popular!

Regular Price: $34.95
Sale Price: $24.95

I'm really scared.

azoomm
01-25-2006, 11:37 AM
OMG, you officially got ShitSpam :eek

Method
01-25-2006, 11:42 AM
:laughing :laughing I feel bad for the donors..

Gixster
01-25-2006, 11:43 AM
I'm not sure I want to know what was in your email to cause to receive an invitation for a *FecalGram*. :laughing

Flexin
01-25-2006, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by Method
:laughing :laughing I feel bad for the donors..

:eek I would love to get $24.95 for my shit. :crackup :crackup Thats some good money. Lets break it down.

All you can eat meal. $12.94
Gas to get there and back $3.00
Nice package to wrap it (All you can eat should get you three units at least) 3X$5= $15

Total $30.95

Sell three on sale for $24.95 = $74.85-30.95= $43.95 :D

3 big meals a day and your making ok money. Hire 20 people and your set for life. :laughing

I'm in the wrong damn business. :laughing

James

thunderex
01-25-2006, 03:17 PM
:shake sean, you and those japanese fetish sites.

Hawker
01-25-2006, 05:04 PM
Man, $25 for a box full of play-doh...that right there, is a marketing triumph.