Nurse: Are you allergic to anything?
Me: Yeah. Asphalt.
Originally posted by askmrjesus
I like my arteries hard. I eat red meat, smoke cigarettes, drink whiskey and ride fast motorcycles.
I NEED hard arteries. Normal arteries would collapse under the pressure I put mine through.
You can keep your faggoty soft arteries.
Buncha pussies.
JC