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For those of you that weren't at SBN , I'm a middle school teacher - of sorts ;) Anyway , as the youngest/*cool* teacher on the staff , I end up dealing with the kids on a different level than most : eg , whenever theres a problem/concern _I_ get to hear about it . I dunno if its just the full moon or what but the kids are really pushing it and my head's going to explode .
Huge problem of the day : I'll be the first to admit that I have a group of 7th graders that are all teachers pets , they're all great kids for the most part but raging estrogen levels are creating much friction . The girl who's pretty much the leader of the little group is now being called * slut/bitch/whore* by the rest , has been in tears constantly and since the guidance guy is gone for the week , I have to deal with the back and forth by myself . My wondeful collegues say * you get along with them all better than we do , so we can't help * : thanks ladies :rolleyes: I've been hearing both sides of this CONSTANTLY and I'm REALLY trying to just get through it knowing they'll all forget about it by next week but arrrrghhh !!! It would be really cool is I could get through 15 min without this being brought up ... I'm up front with them about most everything and have told em all numerous times in the past that life is life and you ARE going to fight with your friends , but the whore/slut thing just ain't cool .

The only slightly amusing side to this is : said girl is retelling me the story I already know about her going out with this guy for a week ( *Going out* means 2 telephone calls these days -lol ) , she dumps him and informs me she *hooks up* with a guy from another school . I of course hear * hook up* and immediately think of things like Custer at Little Big Horn and a Stephen King novel and make the :eek: face in sheer shock before my mind reintrprets *hooking up* in 13 yo terms :laughing I need a break !
 

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Better you than me Joel. :redflip

I have enough trouble dealing with the grown up versions.... Let alone the smaller, more immature variants. :laughing
 

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The only slightly amusing side to this is : said girl is retelling me the story I already know about her going out with this guy for a week ( *Going out* means 2 telephone calls these days -lol ) , she dumps him and informs me she *hooks up* with a guy from another school . I of course hear * hook up* and immediately think of things like Custer at Little Big Horn and a Stephen King novel and make the :eek: face in sheer shock before my mind reintrprets *hooking up* in 13 yo terms :laughing I need a break !
LOL

what about that hot new teach?
decided not to go for it?

;)

I could not do that job(and after seeing the results to the olsen twins poll, I don't think many guys on this board would be allowed.:laughing)
 

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Man , I'm sitting here LMAO at the insanity of it : I can't even PRETEND to have any grasp of knowledge concerning females my age , yet am expected to have some sort of insight to those half that ! :laughing I feel like a polititian some days ; I just sit here and listen trying to pretend that I have CLUE ONE what the thought process is and that I can actually brew up some righteous solution . I love my job , but this part sucks : I'm blaming crappy parenting and MTV :p
Geeze Karl , don't even bring that up , I've heard more pedo. comments and jokes than I've ever thought imaginable !!! Do you know how many 2X yo males work at middle schools ? The answer is pretty much not friggin many which has led to some hilarious and embarrassing situations . The town I work in is a little 2 street village right on the beach . You should know by now that I'll talk anyone's ear off if they're on a bike , so when I see a tourist rider I stop and chat to tell em what to look out for , where to go etc ; just being a good fellow motorcyclist . Back to being popular ( for the 1st time in my life -lol ) and living directly on the ocean : Imagine how it looks when big goofy guy in race gear pulls up , starts talking to you like he's known you forever and immediately attracts a group of 12-14 yo's in bathing suits that hug him :laughing The first couple times , I really wanted to hide but now think its a trip as I've perfected the * its perfectly normal * face - I'd love to have a picture of the older people that are passing by that have pretty dim views of *bikers* in the first place . It's just as funny when the guys come over and start their best *Sup Playa* conversations ...


The new teach : I went , had fun , no booty , would go again , wouldn't turn down booty fo' sho , hope my admin doesn't read my posts . If so - hi guys ! - and you KNOW you'd hit it :p
 

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The new teach : I went , had fun , no booty , would go again , wouldn't turn down booty fo' sho , hope my admin doesn't read my posts . If so - hi guys ! - and you KNOW you'd hit it :p
:laughing:laughing:laughing

some of those guys probably go home to their wives and tell them they are thinking of taking up teaching.:shake :eek :laughing
 

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Aw , I ain't THAT desparate , OK , maybe , close ... I have realized that as I get older , both my morals and standards have taken a plunge though . When I was 22-23 , I wouldn't have gone out with an 18 yo because I thought they were too immature . Heh , same opportunity today : HELLS YEAH !


Now what scares me are the Olsen Twins posts :eek :eek :eek HMMoG , I shudder to think that some of those guys are now seriously considering a career in teaching :eek :eek :eek
 
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