I Don't Know What You're Talking About...askmrjesus said:
Jay, I have to apologize. I am truly sorry.
Yes, I have compared Olive Garden food to tractor sludge, dog vomit, Spaghetti-O's and toe jam- and I even went so far as to insinuate that you had gone to work at Waffle House.
But IHOP? Come on buddy, surely there is a place for you in the fake Italian food sector.
Won't you at least consider Chucky Cheese? I mean, hey, at least they have that giant mouse and those cool multi-colored balls you can jump around in.
You don't have to answer now, I know you're hurting. Just promise you'll think about it, OK?