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Jay, I have to apologize. I am truly sorry.

Yes, I have compared Olive Garden food to tractor sludge, dog vomit, Spaghetti-O's and toe jam- and I even went so far as to insinuate that you had gone to work at Waffle House.

But IHOP? Come on buddy, surely there is a place for you in the fake Italian food sector.

Won't you at least consider Chucky Cheese? I mean, hey, at least they have that giant mouse and those cool multi-colored balls you can jump around in.

You don't have to answer now, I know you're hurting. Just promise you'll think about it, OK?

JC
 

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askmrjesus said:
Jay, I have to apologize. I am truly sorry.

Yes, I have compared Olive Garden food to tractor sludge, dog vomit, Spaghetti-O's and toe jam- and I even went so far as to insinuate that you had gone to work at Waffle House.

But IHOP? Come on buddy, surely there is a place for you in the fake Italian food sector.

Won't you at least consider Chucky Cheese? I mean, hey, at least they have that giant mouse and those cool multi-colored balls you can jump around in.

You don't have to answer now, I know you're hurting. Just promise you'll think about it, OK?

JC
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didnt you see jesus in a potato Jay? :confused
 

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Someone will put it on ebay and get like 150,000 big ones for it. . . Gosh. JC Can't you just give a regular autograph? Like with a signature?

Or put your face in some of my food. I could use the money!
 

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If anyone finds Jesus in a ham it's fake. Just so you know, I don't want my friends bidding on fake pork stigmata...wait, not stigmata, what is the word for Jesus appearing in stuff?

Do they even have a word for that? Because at first it was usually Mary who'd show up in odd places, now Jesus is getting in on it apparently.
 
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