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ok, the other thread got me thinking, and I would love to hear your favorite quotes from the Simspons. If you can't tell, this has been my favorite show for the last 13 years.

"Don't cry for me, I'm already dead" Barney

"Hi supernintendo Chommers, I'm learning" Ralph Wiggum
 

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"Uh-oh my heart stopped.......there it goes.." - Barney
 

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Homer-
"shut up brain or I'll stab you with a q-tip!"
"I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaaaaaming!"

:laughing :laughing
 

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"....In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women!"..... - [sleeping] Homer
 

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"I predict that one day computers will become so large and overwelmingly expensive that only the richest kings and queens of Europe will be able to afford them..." - scientist in lightner22's avitar
 

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Chetnik said:
"I predict that one day computers will become so large and overwelmingly expensive that only the richest kings and queens of Europe will be able to afford them..." - scientist in lightner22's avitar
Professor Frink;)
 

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Oh yea, comic book guy....

when the missile is headed straight for him....

"Oh, I've wasted my life"

he says something just before that which adds to the humor but i can't remember.
 

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Homer quotes:
“I’ve figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we become a family of travelling acrobats.”
“Now, son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for daddys, and kids with fake I.D.s.”
(While drowning) "Maggie!! Call Aquaman!!"

Grandpa:
“Now my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say ‘dickety’ cause the Kaiser had stolen our word ‘twenty’. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.”
"Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot."
"I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it' anymore and what's 'it' seems weeeird and scaaary."


Ralph:
"Me fail english? That's unpossible!"
“Hello supernintendo Chalmers. I’m lernding.”
"When I grow up I'm going to be a principal, or a caterpillar!"
"I have a belly button!"
"My neck hurts and my ear hurts. I have two owies."


Things Bart wrote on the blackboard:
I will not hide the teacher's Prozac
The truth is not out there
Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things
I am not a lean mean spitting machine
I do not have power of attorney over first graders
I am not delightfully saucy
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does
I will not get very far with this attitude
Nobody cares what my definition of "is" is
 

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"I fell off the jungle gym, and when I woke up I was here."
"I start fires"
-random kids when Bart gets sent to "special" school
 

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Ahrrgh, ya beat me to it.

how about this.

"Mr. Burns was brought to the hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then transfered to a better hospital where his condition was upgraded to alive."
 

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"I broke my WOOKIE!!!"......... - Cheif Wiggum's Boy... (cant remember his name)
 

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"oooh, he card read good!" - hOMER
 

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"This steets for normal walking, none of that fancy walkin" -- The old guy, I don't know his name.


"Now I can be the queen of the pool...I mean the king."--Martin.
 

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Homer Quotes - :)

Marge, I'm thinking of a phrase. I was thinking of something along the lines of "No TV and no beer make Homer something something." Go crazy? Don't mind if I do!

Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!

Oh Lisa, you and your stories. Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's got back to that...building...thingy, where our beds and TV..is.

Homer: What! You're not going to eat meat? Not from any different animal?
Lisa: Nope.
Homer: What about ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: What about pork?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Not even bacon?!
Lisa: Dad, they're all from the same animal!
Homer: Oh, right Lisa, some "Magical Animal"!
 

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Homer buying a gun"5 days, but I'm mad now. If I had my gun I'd shoot you"
 

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"Sorry, i cant divulge any informantion on that customers secret illegal account. *Hangs phone up* Oh Crap i shouldn't have said he was a customer, Oh crap i shouldn't have said he had an account, OH CRAP i certaintly shouldnt have said it was illegal"

"This is my sandbox, im not allowed to go in the deep end, thats where i saw the leperauchaune, He tells me to burn things"

"Uh ho spaghetios"
 
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