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A cowboy is captured by a group of indians.
The Chief gives the cowboy 3 wishes before they scalp him.
The Chief asks him what his first wish is. THe cowboy says he wants to talk to his horse. He whispers in the horses ear and the horse runs off and comes back with a beautiful blonde. The two of them go into the tee-pee for an hour.
Then the Chief asks him what his second wish is. The cowboy says he wants to talk to his horse again. HE whispers into the horse ear and the horse takes off and comes back with a beautiful redhead. The two of them go into the tee-pee for 2 hours.
Finally the Chief asks him what his final wish would be. The cowboy says he wants to talk to his horse.
He tells the horse he said "Bring me my possie".
:laughing
The Chief gives the cowboy 3 wishes before they scalp him.
The Chief asks him what his first wish is. THe cowboy says he wants to talk to his horse. He whispers in the horses ear and the horse runs off and comes back with a beautiful blonde. The two of them go into the tee-pee for an hour.
Then the Chief asks him what his second wish is. The cowboy says he wants to talk to his horse again. HE whispers into the horse ear and the horse takes off and comes back with a beautiful redhead. The two of them go into the tee-pee for 2 hours.
Finally the Chief asks him what his final wish would be. The cowboy says he wants to talk to his horse.
He tells the horse he said "Bring me my possie".
:laughing