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One of my friends works in the customer service call center
of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints
regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank
caller demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by
more interesting people.
The best call came from a man who repeatedly complained that
he was being paged by "Lucille". He was instructed that he would
have to call her and tell her to stop paging him.
"She don't never leave no number, so I can't call her back," he
said. After three such calls, someone thought to ask how he knew
it was Lucille if she didn't leave a number.
"She leaves her name" was the reply. After establishing that the
customer had a numeric-only pager, the light bulb came on. "How
does she spell her name?" the service rep asked.
"L-O-W C-E-L-L"
 

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Just goes to show you that some people have just enough IQ points to keep from shitting themselves......:laughing :laughing :laughing
 

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How do people that stupid survive?

~Nist :p
 

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Doh! Well, I'm not one of the "stupid people" I just have to share that I have no kids (well, that I know about)!

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Damn Karl....that joke is about old as you :redflip
 

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Avery said:
Just goes to show you that some people have just enough IQ points to keep from shitting themselves......:laughing :laughing :laughing
You sure they ain't shitting themselves?
 

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For real. I handled one of my girls calls after she wasn't able to satisfy the issue.

After a combination of three hours of phone call time, I discovered that the caller was complaining about another brand he owned. The dealer also sold my brand.

So after all the BS my CSR had to put up with, and my own time invested, it boiled down that he didn't even own one of our bikes, but needed to "Complain to somebody"

What a nerd.
 

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Damn and I thought she wanted me too

Peace Out
 
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