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yo momma is so bald, when she wears turtleneck, she looks like a busted condom.

yo momma so fat, i had to take a train and two busses to get on the broad's good side

yo momma so old, i told her to act her age and the bitch died

yo momma's house is so nasty, i tripped on a cockroach and a rat stole my wallet

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
 

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Yo momma so fat, when she has a nightmare, she falls off both sides of the bed.

Yo momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she could see people waving.
 

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Yo mamma's so fat, a cop saw her standing on the sidewalk and he yelled "Break it up!"

Yo mamma's so dumb, she got fired from a blowjob.
 

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TrafficDiver said:
Yo mamma's so fat, a cop saw her standing on the sidewalk and he yelled "Break it up!"

Yo mamma's so dumb, she got fired from a blowjob.
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