Dumbest thing you've done during sex?

The dumbest? Probably when I fell asleep because I was so I drunk I couldn't see.

Gone through with it.......


with an ugly chick, she kept hounding me all the time after that.

krazykracka said:

The dumbest? Probably when I fell asleep because I was so I drunk I couldn't see.

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Been there:shrug It happens:bigspecs

Said the wrong girls name................no shitting. You want a quick way to get thrown off? Give that a try..........

Tagged a fat chick.......but it was out of pity......and I was horny.......at least she had a great personality :laughing :laughing

Answered the phone when it rang.:laughing

RoadRashed said:

Said the wrong girls name................no shitting. You want a quick way to get thrown off? Give that a try..........

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Hey isn't that called the RODEO POSITION. Call out another girls name and see if you can hold on for 8 seconds :laughing

JDogg said:

Answered the phone when it rang.:laughing

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Been there done that! :laughing I am just wondering how many of these "dumb" things I will be guilty of.......

I stopped in the middle of foreplay when a good video that I hadnt seen in a while came on. Safe to say that was the end of the night for me.

Tom

I think it went something like..."Fuck me harder bitch".

Girl wouldn't talk to me for 2 days:shake

The Crusher said:

Tagged a fat chick.......but it was out of pity......and I was horny.......at least she had a great personality :laughing :laughing

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Dude, when ya hit it with the fat ones, your supposed to keep it a secret. :redflip Now everytime I see a post from you i'm gonna think of you slippin the sausage to a fat broad. heheheheheh


As for me, one time I was on the back stroke and came out a little to far and I went to go back in like no big thing but she shifted a little as I was making my entrance and I stubbed my boy into her pelvic bone. THAT HURTS ALOT.

I got alot of funny stuff but that was definatley the dumbest.


Deuce

101ZX9rdude said:

I think it went something like..."Fuck me harder bitch".

Girl wouldn't talk to me for 2 days:shake

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:lol :rofl :laughing

Deuce said:

Dude, when ya hit it with the fat ones, your supposed to keep it a secret. :redflip Now everytime I see a post from you i'm gonna think of you slippin the sausage to a fat broad. heheheheheh


As for me, one time I was on the back stroke and came out a little to far and I went to go back in like no big thing but she shifted a little as I was making my entrance and I stubbed my boy into her pelvic bone. THAT HURTS ALOT.

I got alot of funny stuff but that was definatley the dumbest.


Deuce

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owwie...
ya gotta be careful about that...a bent willie is a big blow to your confidence......or so I've heard...

Farted whilest gettin a BJ:barf

Dr.Dover said:

Farted whilest gettin a BJ:barf

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been there done that. another great way to get thrown out of bed...oh well i thought it was funny:confused

Dr.Dover said:

Farted whilest gettin a BJ:barf

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That is funny!!!!


Billy

ziadel said:

owwie...
ya gotta be careful about that...a bent willie is a big blow to your confidence......or so I've heard...

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Nah it didn't hurt my confidence so much as my love pole. :laughing I thought it was broken for sure.



Deuce

Done the pelvic bone...hurts..bad!!

Did the fart thing, she kept going... now thats a keeper!

Dumbest had to be... her on top, me snackin that ass, she lost her balance and I smacked myself in the nads!!

Ok enough self humiliation for the night!

Crazymofo said:

she lost her balance and I smacked myself in the nads!!

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Holy shit that is some classic shit:redflip