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ONLY AT CHRISTMAS
Things you can get away with saying only at Christmas...
1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more
Things you can get away with saying only at Christmas...
1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more
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That one was a good one..
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Re: Dancing Robots
I wouldn't have thought robots could be gay... I guess I was wrong. :laughingBluVillain said:
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Not busy at the store, I take it? :redflip
The robots are pretty impressive. They're built by Sony. Apparently they had a major breakthrough in the last few weeks when they managed to get the robot to run. The difficulty lies in that while it's running it may potentially have both feet off the ground.
The robots are pretty impressive. They're built by Sony. Apparently they had a major breakthrough in the last few weeks when they managed to get the robot to run. The difficulty lies in that while it's running it may potentially have both feet off the ground.
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Actually If you look at the time below the post I had just finished searching for porn and was covering my tracks:nanana
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