[YZFRob]

Whats your favorite one line sayings?




May your daughters first affair be with the United States MArine Corp.

 

[ziadel]

You should be shot in the face, repeatedly.

not you rob, thats just my saying

 

[YZFRob]

Oh I forgot.


No matter where you go, there you are.

 

[BBQ Chef]

Strive for perfection, settle for excellence.

 

[Pegdragger]

"Its not about what happens to you in life, its about how you react to those situations"

 

[JaGz]

He who goes to bed with a itchy ass. Wakes with a Stinky finger.

 

[Crusher]

It was like that when I got here

 

[karl_996]

who needs brakes? they only slow you down.

 

[scorpion]

My favorite all around saying can be used to en the conversation with someone who's clueless, or as a rebuttal to finding out you were wrong...



Whatever

 

[KawboyZX7R]

When I asked if the gasket around the windshield was fixed the mechanic replied......she's watertight as a frogs pussy now!

 

[Sidewalk]

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[Nick Name]

Shut the fuck up... It's a classic..

 

[ZoomByU]

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[Reyndogg]

I think my new favorite one-liner is this:

that arguing on the internet picture is classless and not funny at all :shake

 

[SmallMonkey]

If there's grass on the field, Play ball.....If not, roll her over and play in the mud!!!

 

[Shane]

You're an idiot..............not even funny, but I say it more than anything else.

 

[101Lifts2]

1. Why don't you make like a tree and stfu.

2. The reason we don't hire a monkey to do your job is because there are no bananas allowed at the desk.

3. Spread em wide, here I cum.

 

[ZXSIX]

"Deal with it"

 

[LoneStar]

Never play leap frog with a Unicorn.

 

[miztress6]

well I'm off like a prom dress :laughing