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Whats your favorite one line sayings?




May your daughters first affair be with the United States MArine Corp.:D
 

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You should be shot in the face, repeatedly.

not you rob, thats just my saying :)
 

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Strive for perfection, settle for excellence.
 

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He who goes to bed with a itchy ass. Wakes with a Stinky finger.
 

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It was like that when I got here
 

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My favorite all around saying can be used to en the conversation with someone who's clueless, or as a rebuttal to finding out you were wrong...



Whatever
 

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When I asked if the gasket around the windshield was fixed the mechanic replied......she's watertight as a frogs pussy now!
 

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I think my new favorite one-liner is this:

that arguing on the internet picture is classless and not funny at all :shake
 

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You're an idiot..............not even funny, but I say it more than anything else.
 

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1. Why don't you make like a tree and stfu.

2. The reason we don't hire a monkey to do your job is because there are no bananas allowed at the desk.

3. Spread em wide, here I cum.
 

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Never play leap frog with a Unicorn.
 

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well I'm off like a prom dress :laughing
 
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