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So how important is it to you???

My friend got all bent out of shape when we didnt get the fortune cookie.

So i gave him an old chinese saying "go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers"

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but really who gets upset/annoyed/bothered/etc over the missing fortune cookie?!
 

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Hate fortne cookies. Love almond cookies. MMMMmmmmmm.
 

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I'd be pissed if I got Chinese food and some asshole stole my cookie:rant
 

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"mmmmmmmmmmm That's a good cookie Ms. Cartmaaaaaaan!"

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Baby Gorilla said:
It's just not Chineese food without the cookie. :p
+1 . There's a place down the street from us that serves good, cheap (enough for dinner and lunch the next day) food, but when you go and sit down, they normally "forget" to give you a cookie at the end of the meal. It's one of those fast-food / take out type places so I'll just walk up to the cashier and say "Um, gimme some fortune cookies NOW! " :laughing
 

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I got a blank fortune once. It had lotto numbers on the back, but nothing on the other side.

Not a superstitious guy, but I was a little ansty for the rest of the night.

I did buy the lotto ticket. I lost.

I hope the Chinese guys who made those cookies got a good laugh out of that.
 

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Swan said:
I got a blank fortune once. It had lotto numbers on the back, but nothing on the other side.

Not a superstitious guy, but I was a little ansty for the rest of the night.

I did buy the lotto ticket. I lost.

I hope the Chinese guys who made those cookies got a good laugh out of that.
I got a blank fortune once. everyone told me I was going to die.
that was over 10 years ago.:rolleyes
 

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karl_1052 said:
I got a blank fortune once. everyone told me I was going to die.
well, they weren't lying per se... :D:D:D
 

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EvanInMD said:
Don't let the Chinese Mafia get a hold of you.:matrix
Chinese Mafia can't do that...

Your getting it mixed up w/ the triads....

Those guys you should be afraid of...
 

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I thought the triads were the chinese mafia.
 

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Nothing beats having New York style Chinese take-out and a cold Coke. The combination of chicken, veggies, sauce, rice, cookie and Coke makes for an explosive and satisfying round of belches....at least for me. :confused
 

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best fortune cookie I ever got read: "Help I am trapped inside a Chinese fortune cookie factory"

I still have it to this day in hopes that I can rescue this poor soul.
 
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