[MAAH STUD]

Never go to a doctor whose offive plants have died

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day

You ca get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone

Never trust a man unless you've got his pecker in your pocket

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can;t wait to disprove it

Why put off to tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow

Peace Out

 

[chammer]

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can;t wait to disprove it

Peace Out

maybe i should try that nothing else seems to work.

 

[Aero 1]

how about:

don't somke in bed
dont pee into the wind

 

[MAAH STUD]

You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old dog Ranger
You don't mess around with Jim

Peace Out

 

[chammer]

You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old dog Ranger
You don't mess around with Jim

Peace Out

gravediggaz?

how about the classic... dont eat yellow snow :twofinger

 

[tommymac]

gravediggaz?

how about the classic... dont eat yellow snow :twofinger

Damn beat me to it. Those are words to live by:cool

Tom

 

[fett005]

Oh my !

 

[MAAH STUD]

Never enter a battle of wits unarmed

Never enguage in an arguement with a woman unless you yourself are one

Peace Out

 

[zlicius]

Always drink upstream from the herd.

 

[fett005]

Always dig the holes first before you off someone or you will be there all night

 

[Guardog36]

Never go to a doctor whose offive plants have died

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day

You ca get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone

Never trust a man unless you've got his pecker in your pocket

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can;t wait to disprove it

Why put off to tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow

Peace Out

HAte it when those offive plants die!:eek :eek

 

[chammer]

never trust something that can bleed for 7 days and not die. :redflip