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Just thought I'd start a thread about fun times in the military.....

This pic is pretty self explanatory. Caught my roomate back in '97 asleep at the CQ desk on the weekend. I took it upon myself to teach him the importance of staying alert while on duty.:D I'm the guy in the white shirt.

Please share, and I'll be sure to post more later.:D
 

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Great Idea!

I'll have to see what I can dig up!
 

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Squad leader's aren't above the wrath of the platoon sergeant :twofinger

This is what they get for leaving the door to the squad leader room unlocked after hours....another day in the 82nd :laughing
 

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When a high-speed SPC4 decided he wanted to go to Scuba school...he said cold water didn't bother him a bit :laughing :twofinger
 

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Dudes..... how about hanging the "cherry" out the window in his sleeping bag rigged with the "h" harness and lowering lines?

Don't have a pic.... but that shit is FUNNY!
 

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ReyndoggRSV said:
When a high-speed SPC4 decided he wanted to go to Scuba school...he said cold water didn't bother him a bit :laughing :twofinger
LOL!:toofunny
 

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Another one with my roomate.....

This was at JRTC's tent city. We thought it would be funny to take a pic of my buddy with his boot over our PLT SGT's face while he slept. Well my PLT SGT woke up just as I was snapping the pic & threw my roomate on his ass.
 

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Found one!

This is "thepistonhead"

They do this to you when you finish your last qualifying flight for "Flight Machanic"
 

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This is Stocker playing with Pilot.
 

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help

Ok how do you post attachments?
 

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pistonhead

Pistonheads revenge
 

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guy was heading to korea so on his last day of work we tackeld him strapped him to a table with tie down straps and duct tape.

our flight cheif E 8 walked out and saw the commotion walked back inside. remember taht hazing is no longer tolerated in the military. he came back out with his book bag. and grapped a thing of carrotjuice and poured all over the kid. saying well since you aint married we are sure you will have the juicey's all over you in korea. he then grabbed a pouind of powdered sugar opened it and began sifting it all over him syaing. since you are a horny bastard you will no doubt be a sugar daddy for a few of them, maybe more. he then grabbed a bag that was saran wrpped and tore it open letting out a god awful stench a fish that had been sitting in the bag for way to many days and placed it on his forehead letting the juice run over his nose into his mouth. before putting it into his pants saying if you think that stinks wait untill you sleep with the wrong one and your little willy starts to smell.

that was one of the most hilarious ones i seen much better than the normal hosing down with watter
 

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We were on our last day of a joint exercise in the Desert out side Yuma. The Harriers out of Yuma MCAS had had a big part of this one.

Were were all hanging out kinda lose since we had been out in the field for 40 days and were gathered in groups chatting it up as we were goin in to the mess tent when the Sargent Major came up and started yelling at us, "Goddammit! We're still in the field you bunch of pussies. This is still a tactical enviroment so fuckin' be tactical."

We still had our blank cubes on our weapons and mags full of blanks so Specialist Duncan (my best friend) and my self immediately throw ourselves into a prone position and start firing.

"I yell, Buddy Ready?(just like in basic)" and Duncan answers "Buddy moving!" and runs to another position. Where he goes prone and fires a few rounds. "Buddy Ready?" He yells.
"Buddy ready." And I run to another position ahead of him and go prone.

We do this all the way to the mess tent. By then our company and Battallion Commanders have gone out there to see what is going on.

Our platton Sargent and First Sargent were PISSED. But it all flew over when laughing, the Battaillion Commander says, "Damn!
First Sargent that is finest assault on a mess tent I have ever seen. Every mess cook in every enemy army in the world better take notice."
 

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Hey JumpmasterRT and Pitbull03 looks like we have some things in common, JumpmasterRT Yes ! Hanging the cherry out the window was classic and I'll see if I can dig up some pics and Pitbull03 correct me if I'm wronge but that pic looks like JRTC. Love them skeeters>>>>>>>>>>
 

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E-8

how about when you get a cherry and tell him to go ask top where the prc E-8 is:laughing :laughing or at FT.Bragg you can tell the newbie to go to the tool room and get a Yadkin extention..........for those who dont know it's a road how bout some batteries for the chem lights or a bucket of prop wash and the all time greatest two ....the key to area J and a box of grid squares
 

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Okay yeah I know about the Key to area J thing, But to tell you the truth there really is a key to Area J. someone found it in our S&T. The key is for a gate that is no longer there.
 
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