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>> Two Nuns
>>
>>
>> There were two nuns...
>> One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
>> and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
>> It is getting dark and they are still far away from the
>>convent.
>>
>> SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
>>the past thirty-eight
>> and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
>>
>> SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
>>
>> SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at
>>the most?
>> What can we do?
>>
>> SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk
>>faster.
>>
>> SM: It's not working.
>>
>> SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical
>>thing. He started to
>> walk faster, too.
>>
>> SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in
>>one minute.
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>> SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that
>>way and I'll go this way.
>> He cannot follow us both.
>>
>> So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
>>
>> Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried
>>about what has happened to Sister Logical.
>>
>> Then Sister Logical arrives.
>>
>> SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what
>>happened!
>>
>> SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow
>>us both,so he
>> followed me.
>>
>> SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
>>
>> SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as
>>fast as I could and
>> he started to run as fast as he could.
>>
>> SM: And?
>>
>> SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
>>
>> SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
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>> SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
>>
>> SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
>>
>> SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
>>
>>
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>> SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
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>> SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
>>
>>
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>> A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his
>>pants down.
>>
>>
>> And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two
>>Hail Marys!
>>
 

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