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"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the
responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could
produce beautiful children beyond compare.

With that as his mission he began searching for the
perfect woman.

Shortly there after he met a farmer who had three
stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his
breath away.
So he explained his mission to the farmer,
asking for permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get
married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over
and pick the one you want."

The man dated the first daughter.
The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion.

"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not
that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the
other girls;so the man went out with the second

The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.

"Well,"the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not
that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed."

The farmer no dded and suggested he date the third girl
to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's
perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry."

So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was
When the man visited the nursery he was horrified: the
baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can
imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such
a thing
could happen considering the beauty of the parents.

"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee
bit, not that you could hardly tell... pregnant when
you met her."
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