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Hope you guys have a safe holiday. Seeing as how most of you are in your 70s, hope this isn't your last holiday season.

 

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I have a fuckety crotch, do I get holiday wishes as well?

Just because Steve gets stuffed in corners by old folks with Rascals, does not mean we are all past our prime.
 

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we need to teach you the art of contrast adjustment....or it could be your cataracts. :redflip
 

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Right back at you and everyone else...

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Scot said:
I am still scared at how human you look vs your before pic...
for the record I was trying to make that look as shitty as possible. haha. I *never* wore my hair "down" like that. It was always pulled back. The only real reason (beyond being lazy) I grew it like that was for donating anyways. :)

Merry xmas and happy holiday anyways peeps. Have a good and safe time. It's supposed to be highs of 40-60 next week so it looks like I'll be able to ride on new year's day again. :D

And if it's *really* cold outside when you leave to go somewhere here's a tip. Take a paper-towel soaked with hot water. I've had to unfreeze my lock twice today. First time ever. :)
 

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merry fucking christmas, motherfuckers :redflip

<---- btw, i'm heathen scum

I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs

They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say:

"Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry fucking Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and fucking celebrate."

There is no holiday season in India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!

They've never read a Christmas story.
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I'll go to India and shout:

"Hey there Mr. Hinduist
Merry fucking Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the masses!

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass
and fucking celebrate!"

Now I heard that in Japan
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin.

On December 25th
All they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan
And walk around and say:

"Hey there Mr. Shintoist
Merry fucking Christmas
God is gonna to kick your ass
You infidelic pagan scum.

In case you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
And Merry fucking Christmas to you."

On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say,
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
Merry Fucking Christmas, To You!
 

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Merry Christmas to the most entertaining group of Ass Clowns I know..

Hope everyone has a safe and happy one!!

And Scot, just because 50% of belong to AARP there is no need to be harsh!!
 

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Happy Holidays to you too, Scot...oh, and the rest of you fuggers too!:redflip Except you Scorch, you suck!:nanana
 

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Merry Christmas erybody :)
 

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GoGo Gadget said:
Just because Steve gets stuffed in corners by old folks with Rascals, does not mean we are all past our prime.
:laughing :clap
Damn...the old dude is even looking at me as he passes!
 
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