Thank you, hope the new year brings all that you are looking for!
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Happy new year to all, and the strippers in tijuana are still as flexible as ever 
Glad I wasn't driving last night.
Hope to see you all soon.
Glad I wasn't driving last night.Hope to see you all soon.
hmmm...FUCK the holidays...
They should be renamed as follows...
Thanksgiving (the only tolerable one) should be "Get Fat off of Good Food Day" and a day off
X-mas (the least tolerable) should be "Buy Me Shit or You Don't Love Me Day" and a day off
New Years (the weirdest) should be "Get Fucked Up/Put Up Your New Swimsuit Calender Day" and a day off
Easter...Jesus rises from the dead and we hide eggs and celebrate a fucking bunny?????:confused :confused What the fuck???? and a day off
Those are the major ones...and they have all lost their meaning...screw em...but keep the days off
So on that note:
Happy Get Fucked Up/Put Up Your New Swimsuit Calender Day!!!!
They should be renamed as follows...
Thanksgiving (the only tolerable one) should be "Get Fat off of Good Food Day" and a day off
X-mas (the least tolerable) should be "Buy Me Shit or You Don't Love Me Day" and a day off
New Years (the weirdest) should be "Get Fucked Up/Put Up Your New Swimsuit Calender Day" and a day off
Easter...Jesus rises from the dead and we hide eggs and celebrate a fucking bunny?????:confused :confused What the fuck???? and a day off
Those are the major ones...and they have all lost their meaning...screw em...but keep the days off
So on that note:
Happy Get Fucked Up/Put Up Your New Swimsuit Calender Day!!!!
Al... you always have me cracking up!!
Happy Get Fucked Up/Put Up Your New Swimsuit Calendar Day to you, too!!
Happy Get Fucked Up/Put Up Your New Swimsuit Calendar Day to you, too!!
:crackup :crackupphreak_on_an_f4 said:
hmmm...FUCK the holidays...
They should be renamed as follows...
Thanksgiving (the only tolerable one) should be "Get Fat off of Good Food Day" and a day off
X-mas (the least tolerable) should be "Buy Me Shit or You Don't Love Me Day" and a day off
New Years (the weirdest) should be "Get Fucked Up/Put Up Your New Swimsuit Calender Day" and a day off
Easter...Jesus rises from the dead and we hide eggs and celebrate a fucking bunny?????:confused :confused What the fuck???? and a day off
Those are the major ones...and they have all lost their meaning...screw em...but keep the days off
So on that note:
Happy Get Fucked Up/Put Up Your New Swimsuit Calender Day!!!!
I agree completely. X-mas does seem to bring families together, but you're on the money with the "Buy Me Shit or You Don't Love Me Day", especially with a girlfriend.
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