[coolhand]

How Do You Clean Your Backside After A Download?

How do you "tidy up" after a major download session?? I mean, does anyone use a washcloth, brush, hand, what have you in the shower to scubb-a-dub-dub?? Or do you walk around sweating all day with stuff creaming up on you and stinking up the world? This is of great national concern...............there already are the French you know!:toilet


And you thought I meant clean something on your bike!!:laughing

Gotcha!!

 

[blueFLsv]

wtf??

 

[nastycrossman]

:shake Only shit before a shower.

 

[ninja_steve]

another quality post for the archives :laughing

 

[karl_996]

the bidet is not a drinking fountain.:shake

 

[coolhand]

Ok Ok......let's keep it clean now class!:shake

 

[runninhorn]

Seriously, if its a bad download, one where 4 or 5 passes with the TP isnt getting it done, ill just strip right there and go to the shower b/c I gotta ton of hair down there, and its gotta be clean and i dont want any dingleberries hangin around either:shake So if its runny or streaky, and making a mess, I definately just jump in the shower, and scrub it GOOD and CLEAN and even throw some Bath and Body works Lotion-Sunripe and Rasberry down there to make it smell better........

 

[EpyonXero]

:barf

Soap and the detatchable shower nozzel. :shrug

 

[coolhand]

runninhorn said:
Seriously, if its a bad download, one where 4 or 5 passes with the TP isnt getting it done, ill just strip right there and go to the shower b/c I gotta ton of hair down there, and its gotta be clean and i dont want any dingleberries hangin around either:shake So if its runny or streaky, and making a mess, I definately just jump in the shower, and scrub it GOOD and CLEAN and even throw some Bath and Body works Lotion-Sunripe and Rasberry down there to make it smell better........

Yeah, I thought women shit too......this proves it. but did you have to tell us about the hair?? Ruins looking at that avatar you got there!:crackup

 

[MVBrutalegirl]

:barf

 

[runninhorn]

coolhand said:
Yeah, I thought women shit too......this proves it. but did you have to tell us about the hair?? Ruins looking at that avatar you got there!:crackup

um, im a dude, i would sure hope a chick didnt have a hairy ass crack.....that looked like the amazon jungle:shake

 

[coolhand]

runninhorn said:
um, im a dude, i would sure hope a chick didnt have a hairy ass crack.....that looked like the amazon jungle:shake

Major poops.................I mean oops...:laughing sorry man!

 

[Scot]

I make sure I eat so much fiber during the day I just reach behind me and snap it off when I am done.

 

[nastycrossman]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[EpyonXero]

BWAHAHAHAH!:crackup :crackup

This thread is helarious!:laughing

 

[runninhorn]

Man, honestly, isnt taking a NICE DUMP sooooooooooo relaxing? I LOVE taking a nice, relaxing, dump to just sit and reflect and read the local paper.........actually look forward to em:crackup

 

[Baby Gorilla]

Never had a download THAT nasty. Just be flexible and keep wiping until nothing comes off anymore.

BTW, I've had some nasty ones in my time.

 

[coolhand]

Yes, a nice healthy dump is relaxing for mind and body. I prefer a little Jazz music in the background to help things along...... sets things up nicely......just slides right out. But when you wanna get to it, some Godsmack or Pantera really gets things flowing, I think! Ah yes, when all else fails, wow em with "Toilet Humor".....:clap

 

[Particle Man]

Holy :shit, the :toilet humor is running rampant! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! :laughing

 

[thunderex]

um, im a dude, i would sure hope a chick didnt have a hairy ass crack.....that looked like the amazon jungle:shake

:crackup :lol :rolling

you're a guy? i wouldn't have offered to buy you a beer if i knew. :laughing