How I feel this morning

I slept with WHO last night?? I gotta quit drinking.

I played tongue hockey with HER?? Then what happened? Where'd she go.

I saw the inside of my stomach and it wasn't cute.

I had a few drinks, but was typically the coolest one at the party.

I had a few drinks and made an ass out of myself, but who's gonna remember?

I drank a couple, but I had to drive home and be productive on Thursday.

I didn't have anything because I had more important things to do.

I'm lame and noone invited me to a party or out for drinks.