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I slept with WHO last night?? I gotta quit drinking.
I played tongue hockey with HER?? Then what happened? Where'd she go.
I saw the inside of my stomach and it wasn't cute.
I had a few drinks, but was typically the coolest one at the party.
I had a few drinks and made an ass out of myself, but who's gonna remember?
I drank a couple, but I had to drive home and be productive on Thursday.
I didn't have anything because I had more important things to do.
I'm lame and noone invited me to a party or out for drinks.
I played tongue hockey with HER?? Then what happened? Where'd she go.
I saw the inside of my stomach and it wasn't cute.
I had a few drinks, but was typically the coolest one at the party.
I had a few drinks and made an ass out of myself, but who's gonna remember?
I drank a couple, but I had to drive home and be productive on Thursday.
I didn't have anything because I had more important things to do.
I'm lame and noone invited me to a party or out for drinks.