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I had to piss when I left Bailey's Crossroads. I should have gone, but did not. I figured I would wait until I got home. It took about an hour and a half to get home. About 15 miles from home I thought my bladder was going to explode. Had I not been in uniform and driving a cruiser, I would stopped on the side of the highway and pissed.

5 miles from home, my bladder starts cramping. I guess I know what menstrual cramps feel like now. :( I pull into the driveway and was not sure if I could lean forward to get out of the car. Especially with all the crap on this big gun belt. Finally heaved out of the car praying I do not piss my pants and get to the bathroom. I was tempted to measure how much I pissed, but thought Helen would get pissed (no pun intended) at me using her measuring cups that way.

So 10 minutes later I finish up. This was about 1pm, ever since then I feel like I have to piss, like a very full bladder uncomfortable feeling knda thing. But when I go, not much is coming out, so I am not as full as I feel. Maybe I should drink some super glue and it will glue whatever broke when I piss it out?
 

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Urinary tract infection. Don't hold it like that again. :shake
 

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Sxy Rdr said:
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Remember how bad the super glue stung on your finger? You really want to see what it feels like in there?

Well, my finger is not bleeding anymore, is it? :nanana

and no pesky ER trip. :redflip
 

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I had the same problem. It felt like I never finished!

Leaving work, forgot to go before I put on all my winter gear, figured I could make it home. And I did, but I had the same feeling you speak of.

It should pass soon. Have a couple of beers and put something back in that bladder!
 

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Cripes, Todd. You coulda stopped by my house on the way home--woulda been right on your way.

Drink lots of water--cranberry juice if you've got it. Got any yogurt? Eat that, too.

Am I a mom or what? :D

Jeny
 

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UTI. I held it for a long time when i...ummm had something better to do, and then i had that exact feeling
 

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Geez people... he doesn't have a UTI. He didn't say it hurts to pee. He just stretched out his bladder a little bit more than it's used to. And then trying to hold it so long (tensing up the muscles) strained the muscles. He's sore, not infected.
 

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Had a UTI. NEVER want to pass a kidney stone. UGH!

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As soon as I got home I would've went right in the driveway. You live in the middle of nowhere - the world is your urinal :D
 

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Fast Relief

Portable urinal is quick, sanitary and easy to use. Can be used by both men and women. Easy-grip handles, screw-tight lid and female adapter. Unbreakable polyurethane. 10" long, holds 28 oz


I think this can be easily adapted to any police belt easily ;)
 

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The ******* in me would've taken over in this situation. Someone, something, somewhere would've gotten pissed on.

Just call me R Kelly.
 

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Fast Relief

Portable urinal is quick, sanitary and easy to use. Can be used by both men and women. Easy-grip handles, screw-tight lid and female adapter. Unbreakable polyurethane. 10" long, holds 28 oz


I think this can be easily adapted to any police belt easily ;)
:crackup :crackup
 

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Stillie said:
The ******* in me would've taken over in this situation. Someone, something, somewhere would've gotten pissed on.

Just call me R Kelly.
The Dave Chappell show that had this skit had me going for days...

I want to pee on you, piss on you, fart on you ...

:laughing
 
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