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man I love these Chunk Norris's joke lately.

"I'm afriad to stare at that ads. too long, he might pull a roundhouse kick the F out of my nose"
 

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Where did all the Chuck Norris jokes come from in the last two weeks? Am I missing something from the inquirer or something?
 

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Jack Bauer would rip the shit out of those things with his bulging muscles.
Lenny
 

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Sean said:
:crackup It never gets old
It was old before it started.

Chuck Norris is a ***, there, I said it, and I did not recieve a spinning roundhouse that popped my head off.
Does that mean everyone will be making Karl_996 comments from now on?:rant
 

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karl_996 said:
It was old before it started.

Chuck Norris is a ***, there, I said it, and I did not recieve a spinning roundhouse that popped my head off.
Does that mean everyone will be making Karl_996 comments from now on?:rant
do you guys get walker texas ranger in canada?
 

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the chuck norris joke thing has always been around. However, when NBC (I think!) merged with Universal, they got rights to Walker Texas Ranger. Conan O'brien capitalized on that and started showing clips from WTR. The ones he shows are a freaking riot.

My mom loves the show.
 

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karl_996 said:
It was old before it started.

Chuck Norris is a ***, there, I said it, and I did not recieve a spinning roundhouse that popped my head off.
+1 :suit












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chuck norris once brought a baby lamb back to life after giving it a prolonged beard rub. after he brought the lamb back to life ot the peopelsdismay he gave it a round hosue kick to the head and broke it's neck. Just to show evryone that the good chuck and giveth then taketh away.
 
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