HA! For those of you that don't have time to wait for every random insult.......
function getMessage() {
var ar = new Array(22)
ar[0] = "You ride like a nonce."
ar[1] = "A granny could go round that corner faster on her pushbike."
ar[2] = "The Honda C90 accelerates faster than you do."
ar[3] = "Your knees don't kiss the tarmac
."
ar[4] = "You are a fairy and bloody good at washing the dishes up."
ar[5] = "Call yourself a good rider - you are NOT."
ar[6] = "So you’ve been to a track day - must have been to do with Lego"
ar[7] = "French kiss my arse - or I'll shit all over you."
ar[8] = "You little weasel - just f*ck off."
ar[9] = "1 litre engine = 3 inch penis."
ar[10] = "So you have a 190/50 rear tyre - why bother when you only use the center section!."
ar[11] = "What ! What do you mean by 'Oh please stay below 6,000rpm, because any faster & I get frightened' "
ar[12] = "Bad wheelie. Bad, bad wheelie! Surely you can get your front wheel more that 2 inches off the road - can't you???..."
ar[13] = "Braided hoses and an alloy can - you would have more use from a set of panniers."
ar[14] = "Ha, virgin kneesliders."
ar[15] = "So you want a new motorcycle? Why bother when your current one is quicker than you will every be."
ar[16] = "Successfully riding like Colin Edwards always occurs when you're alone - sad case"
ar[17] = "So your tyres last a long time - 15,000 miles is too sad."
ar[18] = "Learn to ride."
ar[19] = "When are you next going around the world on one set of tyres??."
ar[20] = "Good job you can get your knee down on Playstaion2 - because thats the only action you'll see!."
ar[21] = "You NEED stabilisers due to the amount of times you have fallen off!."
ar[22] = "So you don't need to learn anymore? Well go for a ride on your own then! Your hands look like they know what to do."
function getMessage() {
var ar = new Array(22)
ar[0] = "You ride like a nonce."
ar[1] = "A granny could go round that corner faster on her pushbike."
ar[2] = "The Honda C90 accelerates faster than you do."
ar[3] = "Your knees don't kiss the tarmac
."ar[4] = "You are a fairy and bloody good at washing the dishes up."
ar[5] = "Call yourself a good rider - you are NOT."
ar[6] = "So you’ve been to a track day - must have been to do with Lego"
ar[7] = "French kiss my arse - or I'll shit all over you."
ar[8] = "You little weasel - just f*ck off."
ar[9] = "1 litre engine = 3 inch penis."
ar[10] = "So you have a 190/50 rear tyre - why bother when you only use the center section!."
ar[11] = "What ! What do you mean by 'Oh please stay below 6,000rpm, because any faster & I get frightened' "
ar[12] = "Bad wheelie. Bad, bad wheelie! Surely you can get your front wheel more that 2 inches off the road - can't you???..."
ar[13] = "Braided hoses and an alloy can - you would have more use from a set of panniers."
ar[14] = "Ha, virgin kneesliders."
ar[15] = "So you want a new motorcycle? Why bother when your current one is quicker than you will every be."
ar[16] = "Successfully riding like Colin Edwards always occurs when you're alone - sad case"
ar[17] = "So your tyres last a long time - 15,000 miles is too sad."
ar[18] = "Learn to ride."
ar[19] = "When are you next going around the world on one set of tyres??."
ar[20] = "Good job you can get your knee down on Playstaion2 - because thats the only action you'll see!."
ar[21] = "You NEED stabilisers due to the amount of times you have fallen off!."
ar[22] = "So you don't need to learn anymore? Well go for a ride on your own then! Your hands look like they know what to do."
