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Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.



Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,
delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
 

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Side effects may also include inability to control mouth, loss of ability to speak any known language, intense bouts of rage, nocturnal urination, loss of fear, loss of mental capacity, known cause of coyote arm (coyote ugly), and "[email protected]/[email protected]" syndrome.
 

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:lmao
 

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I can barely remember getting arrested in Ft. Lauderdale in 1976 for climbing Palm Trees in my boxers after drinking tequila for 3 hours at the Elbo Room...actually, I think I climbed the tree to hang my boxers...
 

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:crackup :crackup :crackup

I'll try some tonight :thumb
 

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I will write scripts for tequila for everybody:laughing

Tom
 

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:crackup that's awesome :lmao
 

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Eh, it's about beer, but it fits.



 
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