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I'm sorry to report that Santa will not be able to delieve gifts to all the good little boy and girls this year, as he has changed his mind and he will now focus on the BAD
little girls!
After "The Santa's" did a field test for the true spirit of Christmas, Santa has decided that a case a beer and a few shots will bring out more Christmas spirit then all the candy canes in the world.
Also, Santa found that his "GumDrops" will produce more "EggNog" when he is around the BAD little girls!:crackup
Also, Santa will not allow kissing under the "Mistle-toe" anymore, he has changed it to: Kissing under the "Camel-toe".:laughing
Santa's new Christmas cards will now look like this in the future. Merry Christmas,
After "The Santa's" did a field test for the true spirit of Christmas, Santa has decided that a case a beer and a few shots will bring out more Christmas spirit then all the candy canes in the world.
Also, Santa found that his "GumDrops" will produce more "EggNog" when he is around the BAD little girls!:crackup
Also, Santa will not allow kissing under the "Mistle-toe" anymore, he has changed it to: Kissing under the "Camel-toe".:laughing
Santa's new Christmas cards will now look like this in the future. Merry Christmas,
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