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ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident best described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she believed was Jesus. "She started screaming 'He's back! He's back!' and climbed out through the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene. "I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.

"This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium, which then floated up into the sky. Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration and said "Come back," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into heaven as they drove by him. "I think my wife loved Jesus more than she loved me," the widower said when asked why his wife would do such a thing. When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied, "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."



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Too weird to be true??? ;)
 

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:eek :eek :eek

Where did you find that?
 

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It's Arkansas, man, what do you expect?

Nothing but steers and queers there.
 

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It's actually a fiction piece written by some guy (Elroy Willis). Pretty damn funny though. I've seen enough nuts and wackos out there that I could believe it.
 

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comming from a christian background... that is the funniest shit i have ever read.
 

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http://www.jdstone.org/cr/files/arkansaswomankilledinmistakenrapture.html

"This is a work of fiction, created by Elroy Willis of Religion in the News. On his site, Mr. Willis explains that the story was "intended to make a mockery of the ridiculous idea of some rapture where people will supposedly float up into the sky to meet Jesus. How can anybody really believe such an absurd idea?"

Still, it's written convincingly enough that many have wondered it it was true. Is it an example of religious extremism gone awry? Could it be a candidate for a Darwin Award? Nope, it's just a joke. Sorry to disappoint you."



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http://web2.iadfw.net/~elo/news/rapture.html
 

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http://www.jdstone.org/cr/files/arkansaswomankilledinmistakenrapture.html

"This is a work of fiction, created by Elroy Willis of Religion in the News. On his site, Mr. Willis explains that the story was "intended to make a mockery of the ridiculous idea of some rapture where people will supposedly float up into the sky to meet Jesus. How can anybody really believe such an absurd idea?"

Still, it's written convincingly enough that many have wondered it it was true. Is it an example of religious extremism gone awry? Could it be a candidate for a Darwin Award? Nope, it's just a joke. Sorry to disappoint you."



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[Adam Sandler voice] YOU RUINED IT!!![/Adam Sandler voice] :laughing
 

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Hahahahaha!

I'm gonna send that to all the dipshits that actually DO send me urban legends thru e-mail, usually with a subject like: THIS IS TRUE! ! ! ! !!!!11 !!11 !

It's my new goal in life to see that story return to me in some form within six months...
 
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