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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL
INVERSION.
He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
 

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pretty good..
too bad I dun give a damn about political correctness...
 
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