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I get this table tonight and they are sitting their with their menus folded.... I go over to them and realize they are midgets! I had never waited on midgets before....

I go over and welcome them and they are ready to order....

"Well, we are gonna eat light tonight... We both just want soup and breadsticks..."

OK folks... What kind of soup would you like....

"What do you got?"

:basil :basil You know, I tell them the soups, repeat it about two or three times in typical DUH style and they finally decide on Zuppa Toscana, which is the sausage and potato soup....

So I go back to the kitchen and bring them soup and breadsticks.... I tell them to enjoy their meal and I thought... Well at least they'll be quick....

I go over to another table to check on them.... I hadn't been gone two minutes when they were ready for another bowl of soup... I was like... Damn... They devoured it!

I go back and get more, bring it out.... and two minutes again, they want more!

So, its time for the third bowl...





















fourth bowl.........






















fifth bowl..... :rant




























sixth bowl (and more breadsticks).....:rant :rant :rant


























seventh bowl......... :rant :rant :rant :rant :rant



























eighth bowl.................... :mad
























nine friggon bowls of soup for people who are paying $3.95 each to run my friggon butt off..... Where in the blue hell are they puting it! :rant



























Any more soups folks? No, we'll take the check.........

They leave me 10 Bucks and my $2.10 tip for all my exercise....

Where the heck did these midgets put all this soup????????

Oh and after they cashed out, they sat at my table talking for an additional 45 minutes! :rant

You can add this soup-crazed midget couple to my Crazy Olive Garden Collection! Only a week and a half left folks.....

Tick..... Tick..... Tick.....
 

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Redrider2k2 said:
I get this table tonight and they are sitting their with their menus folded.... I go over to them and realize they are midgets! I had never waited on midgets before....

I go over and welcome them and they are ready to order....

"Well, we are gonna eat light tonight... We both just want soup and breadsticks..."

OK folks... What kind of soup would you like....

"What do you got?"

:basil :basil You know, I tell them the soups, repeat it about two or three times in typical DUH style and they finally decide on Zuppa Toscana, which is the sausage and potato soup....

So I go back to the kitchen and bring them soup and breadsticks.... I tell them to enjoy their meal and I thought... Well at least they'll be quick....

I go over to another table to check on them.... I hadn't been gone two minutes when they were ready for another bowl of soup... I was like... Damn... They devoured it!

I go back and get more, bring it out.... and two minutes again, they want more!

So, its time for the third bowl...
fourth bowl.........
fifth bowl..... :rant
sixth bowl (and more breadsticks).....:rant :rant :rant
seventh bowl......... :rant :rant :rant :rant :rant
eighth bowl.................... :mad
nine friggon bowls of soup for people who are paying $3.95 each to run my friggon butt off..... Where in the blue hell are they puting it! :rant
Any more soups folks? No, we'll take the check.........

They leave me 10 Bucks and my $2.10 tip for all my exercise....

Where the heck did these midgets put all this soup????????

Oh and after they cashed out, they sat at my table talking for an additional 45 minutes! :rant

You can add this soup-crazed midget couple to my Crazy Olive Garden Collection! Only a week and a half left folks.....

Tick..... Tick..... Tick.....

:crackup Classic!!
 

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Apparently "Everyone Loves Raymond". It's the top rated sitcom and that godamn show makes me want to stab my own eyes out.
 

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Apparently "Everyone Loves Raymond". It's the top rated sitcom and that godamn show makes me want to stab my own eyes out.
+1... Ok, so it's not the worst show I've ever seen (I think Seinfeld was actually worse) but seriously, I've only pity-chuckled at it a few times, and that was only because you can tell it was meant to be really funny but it just fell short...
 

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99% of all network sitcoms are like that. None of them on now are funny. I don't understand how anyone could actually laugh at that shit. Friends is the best example of retard-level comedy (if you wanna call it comedy). Seinfeld is one of the few that actually was funny! Not all the episodes were great, but there were a number of pretty good ones.
 

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friends... that show is sooooo not funny.
Yeah, the guys all seem like they're probably bi, and the women are hot, but "dead fuck" hot. The only time it's funny is when they have their psycho parents on once in a while
 

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Joeys sister in his new show.... now that chick is hot :eek

My sense of humor is sick, and I dont find alot of things funny that regular people do :shrug
 

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+1... Ok, so it's not the worst show I've ever seen (I think Seinfeld was actually worse) but seriously, I've only pity-chuckled at it a few times, and that was only because you can tell it was meant to be really funny but it just fell short...
Remind me to never listen to your opinion on TV:shake



j/k:redflip

But seriously Seinfeld was fucking awesome. One of the few sitcoms worth watching. Everybody loves Raymond is not THAT bad. It has it's moments.
 

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Apocolypse said:
Joeys sister in his new show.... now that chick is hot :eek

My sense of humor is sick, and I dont find alot of things funny that regular people do :shrug
his sister looks like a man:shake
 

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Redrider2k2 said:
Remind me to never listen to your opinion on TV:shake



j/k:redflip

But seriously Seinfeld was fucking awesome. One of the few sitcoms worth watching. Everybody loves Raymond is not THAT bad. It has it's moments.
I guess we just have different tastes. I do happen to like South Park and the new show after it.. ("drawn together" I think) and have seen just about every episode of the Simpsons. But as far as sitcoms go, the good ones stopped in the early 90's. Or maybe that's just when I grew up and realized that nothing was good anymore :shrug :laughing
 

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Redrider2k2 said:
I get this table tonight and they are sitting their with their menus folded.... I go over to them and realize they are midgets! I had never waited on midgets before....

I go over and welcome them and they are ready to order....

"Well, we are gonna eat light tonight... We both just want soup and breadsticks..."

OK folks... What kind of soup would you like....

"What do you got?"

:basil :basil You know, I tell them the soups, repeat it about two or three times in typical DUH style and they finally decide on Zuppa Toscana, which is the sausage and potato soup....

So I go back to the kitchen and bring them soup and breadsticks.... I tell them to enjoy their meal and I thought... Well at least they'll be quick....

I go over to another table to check on them.... I hadn't been gone two minutes when they were ready for another bowl of soup... I was like... Damn... They devoured it!

I go back and get more, bring it out.... and two minutes again, they want more!

So, its time for the third bowl...





















fourth bowl.........






















fifth bowl..... :rant




























sixth bowl (and more breadsticks).....:rant :rant :rant


























seventh bowl......... :rant :rant :rant :rant :rant



























eighth bowl.................... :mad
























nine friggon bowls of soup for people who are paying $3.95 each to run my friggon butt off..... Where in the blue hell are they puting it! :rant



























Any more soups folks? No, we'll take the check.........

They leave me 10 Bucks and my $2.10 tip for all my exercise....

Where the heck did these midgets put all this soup????????

Oh and after they cashed out, they sat at my table talking for an additional 45 minutes! :rant

You can add this soup-crazed midget couple to my Crazy Olive Garden Collection! Only a week and a half left folks.....

Tick..... Tick..... Tick.....
Damn You, I am Funny! :rant :rant :rant :rant :rant :rant :rant
 

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The Burger Kind X-mas carol.

I have never, ever heard anything so fucking stupid in my entire life. Everytime I hear somebody play it, I either ask them to change it or I'll just walk away.
 

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Any Simpsons made after 1993.

Most sitcoms.

Every comedian since Chris Rock.

The "jackass" type shows.

Almost every comic strip except "Sherman's Lagoon"
 

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You like Animal House but not Jackass? It would appeal to the same sense of humor I would think. Jackass The Movie was fuckin hilarious!!
 
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