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Two Eskimos were sitting in a kyak. They got chilly so they decided to light a fire in the craft. Unfortunately it sank- proving once and for all you can't have your kayak and heat it too :redflip

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MAAH STUD said:
Two Eskimos were sitting in a kyak. They got chilly so they decided to light a fire in the craft. Unfortunately it sank- proving once and for all you can't have your kayak and heat it too :redflip

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Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second on became known as the lesser of the two weevils
 

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Re: Re: Pun for the Money

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wait, I'm a post whore???
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Yup, I am bringing information to the masses :redflip

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten diffrent puns, hoping that one of the puns would win. Unfortunatly, no pun in ten did.

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A woman had twins, but gave them up for adoption. One of them went to a family in Egypt and was named Amal. The other went to a family in Spain who named him Juan. Years later Juan sent a picture of himself to his birth mother. when she got it she told her husband wistfully that she wish she also had a picture of Amal. Her husban responded "but they're twins- if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal

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Some Friars needed to raise money, so they opened up a small florist shop. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the Friars to close. They ignored him. He asked his mother to plead with them. They ignored her too. Finally, the rival florists hired Hugh McTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the Friars and thrashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close shop. Terrified they did so thereby proving (you ready for this one) that Hugh and only Hugh can prevent florist Friars :laughing

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