U.S Army 1991-2003
your moms funny. when ever I tickle her she farts.
Canada has decided to contribute to the war effort -- they are sending 2 Battle Ships, 6000 Soldiers & 10 Jet Fighters. Because of the exchange rate, that comes out to two canoes, a mounty, and a couple of flying squirrels.
Later, after I'd tossed her about a quart of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking, "Why do I feel so drained and empty?"