:lol:lol:lol:lolDRS said:TRY THIS ONE ON FOR SIZE: and this is only one incident.
came home one sunday afternoon from being out all night partying.
front window is broken.
front door is ajar.
blood is splattered all over kitchen floor.
blood splatters on walls.
blood trails lead to hallway and into living room.
looks like knife fight of some sort happened.
first thought, someone broke in and killed my dog when they saw him.
i call for boutros.
he comes running around corner.
he looks fine and i cannot see any open wounds, but has blood all over him.
i run upstairs to find my roommate watching tv in his room.
i start yelling; he asks, what's your problem?
here is what happened:
he got drunk.
lost his keys at bar or somewhere.
came home hammered.
could not get in.
sliced hand open reaching through to let himself in.
passed out on kitchen floor.
he had bled everywhere for who knows how long.
he had projectile vomited in downstairs bathroom. some hit toilet, most on floor and wall.
he woke up around 10-11, walked upstairs to hang out in his room.
after which he proceeded to projectile vomit in upstairs bathroom, some hit toilet, most on wall.
did not clean a thing. did not even shut the front door.
can't recall if the toilets were flushed or not.
i told him he had 2 days to pack his shit and GTFO.
what happened after this is another crazy story that i can't even get into b/c before i know it this thread will be 30 pages.Romeo said:
you're hillarious danny!! 2 days to pack his shit and GTFO!! you want him to take the vomit and blood with him too? :confused :redflip :nanana :nanana :nanana :redflip
j/k man, thats one of the best storys though! always good to hear!