Roomates drive me nuts
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i had a roommate once a long time ago. he was a crack head. one day i walked in and found him on carpet patrol.
that was the end of that room mate.
that was the end of that room mate.
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Its worth spending the extra $ to live alone.
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sorry Fu....but that pic is too funny....damn
sorry Fu....but that pic is too funny....damn
When I lived in San Jose and went to college...I had a TON of roommates. I think the best story though...was regarding my roommate Salena.
I was coming home from class and I guess she didnt hear me come in. As I walked to my room, I passed her bathroom only to find her on the lid, taking a crap. I tried to be discreet about it and didnt say a think...as I got to my room, I finally heard the bathroom door shut.
Guest she must have saw me seeing her unload.:laughing
I was coming home from class and I guess she didnt hear me come in. As I walked to my room, I passed her bathroom only to find her on the lid, taking a crap. I tried to be discreet about it and didnt say a think...as I got to my room, I finally heard the bathroom door shut.
Guest she must have saw me seeing her unload.:laughing
my friend came home one day to find his alcoholic room mate laying in his bed with a plastic bag taped over his head and hoses stuffed inside connected to gas from the guys welding thingie.... not a pleasent sight.... 
yeah he was dead, he killed himself.
yeah he was dead, he killed himself.
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TRY THIS ONE ON FOR SIZE: and this is only one incident.
came home one sunday afternoon from being out all night partying.
front window is broken.
front door is ajar.
blood is splattered all over kitchen floor.
blood splatters on walls.
blood trails lead to hallway and into living room.
looks like knife fight of some sort happened.
first thought, someone broke in and killed my dog when they saw him.
i call for boutros.
he comes running around corner.
he looks fine and i cannot see any open wounds, but has blood all over him.
i run upstairs to find my roommate watching tv in his room.
i start yelling; he asks, what's your problem?
here is what happened:
he got drunk.
lost his keys at bar or somewhere.
came home hammered.
could not get in.
broke window.
sliced hand open reaching through to let himself in.
passed out on kitchen floor.
he had bled everywhere for who knows how long.
he had projectile vomited in downstairs bathroom. some hit toilet, most on floor and wall.
he woke up around 10-11, walked upstairs to hang out in his room.
after which he proceeded to projectile vomit in upstairs bathroom, some hit toilet, most on wall.
did not clean a thing. did not even shut the front door.
can't recall if the toilets were flushed or not.
i told him he had 2 days to pack his shit and GTFO.
came home one sunday afternoon from being out all night partying.
front window is broken.
front door is ajar.
blood is splattered all over kitchen floor.
blood splatters on walls.
blood trails lead to hallway and into living room.
looks like knife fight of some sort happened.
first thought, someone broke in and killed my dog when they saw him.
i call for boutros.
he comes running around corner.
he looks fine and i cannot see any open wounds, but has blood all over him.
i run upstairs to find my roommate watching tv in his room.
i start yelling; he asks, what's your problem?
here is what happened:
he got drunk.
lost his keys at bar or somewhere.
came home hammered.
could not get in.
broke window.
sliced hand open reaching through to let himself in.
passed out on kitchen floor.
he had bled everywhere for who knows how long.
he had projectile vomited in downstairs bathroom. some hit toilet, most on floor and wall.
he woke up around 10-11, walked upstairs to hang out in his room.
after which he proceeded to projectile vomit in upstairs bathroom, some hit toilet, most on wall.
did not clean a thing. did not even shut the front door.
can't recall if the toilets were flushed or not.
i told him he had 2 days to pack his shit and GTFO.
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I had an ex-stripper roommate who would walk around the house naked. Not the most pleasant thing to watch honestly :| She had plastic tittys she called each boob free and drink :confused she got gangbanged one day from a party and told me she got drugged. She put herself into situations all the time and I couldn't handle it no more couldn't concentrate on finding a job since i had to help her all the time. decided to move back home and now i miss AZ :mad
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you're hillarious danny!! 2 days to pack his shit and GTFO!! you want him to take the vomit and blood with him too? :confused
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j/k man, thats one of the best storys though! always good to hear!
what happened after this is another crazy story that i can't even get into b/c before i know it this thread will be 30 pages.
i have so many of these stories from last summer it would make all of your heads spin.
i'll break the stories out one of these days over bt's.
some of your have already heard a lot of them.....
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Good plan!
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