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Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually
active or not.
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love
they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin
smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis,
skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes
your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic
dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up
just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20
laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin
into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a
feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active
body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These
subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE
THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to
wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay,
preventing plaque buildup.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the
tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
 

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I wonder if those "not me, not now" people know about this....
 

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Bishop said:

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
I don't know I had to go to the ER once for a breathing treatment after a good session :laughing
 

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This is one of those chicken and egg things isn't it?

Is he not getting laid because he's ugly or is he ugly because he's not getting laid?
 

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BABETTE said:
I only get headaches at work, NEVER at home. ;) :D
Amen..........:redflip
 

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miztress6 said:
I don't know I had to go to the ER once for a breathing treatment after a good session :laughing
Good advise:

"stay off the headboard........":laughing
 

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now I know why you always have girls hitting on on you when you have a girlfriend
 

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7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE
THAN VALIUM.
Man, no wonder I get a good night sleep so often! :laughing

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the
tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
Okay, I will present that one to my wife and I will be sleeping good every night! :p
 

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it sure does.

Studies have shown that semen is an antideppressant for women :thumb

lesson: dont wear condoms and have sex regularly
 

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miztress6 said:
I don't know I had to go to the ER once for a breathing treatment after a good session :laughing
Dang that sucks:laughing

You almost drowned?

What does a breathing treatment consist of?
 

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cappy said:
Dang that sucks:laughing

You almost drowned?

What does a breathing treatment consist of?
:lol

I am occasionaly afflicted with asthma (usually excercise induced if I don't use my inhaler before running I get really winded I am almost free of it though)

They put a mask on you and you breathe massive doses of Albuterol and it helps clear your lungs
 

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miztress6 said:
:lol

I am occasionaly afflicted with asthma (usually excercise induced if I don't use my inhaler before running I get really winded I am almost free of it though)

They put a mask on you and you breathe massive doses of Albuterol and it helps clear your lungs
Oh........whoops......what was I thinking?:confused:snarf
 

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Well...

1. I am ugly.
2. This cannot be relevant to rug burns.
3. Is that why I'm gaining weight?
4. It's only safe if you don't fall off the bed.
5. I am feeling suicidal. :D
6. Not one chick has offered me f**k-all...
7. That explains my hyperactivity.
8. The dentist called and scheduled me for monthly checkups.
9. CLOSE THAT GODDAM BLIND, I GOT A MIGRAINE! :mad:
10. What was that? Pardon me (blows nose).
 

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hooli said:
1. I am ugly.
2. This cannot be relevant to rug burns.
3. Is that why I'm gaining weight?
4. It's only safe if you don't fall off the bed.
5. I am feeling suicidal. :D
6. Not one chick has offered me f**k-all...
7. That explains my hyperactivity.
8. The dentist called and scheduled me for monthly checkups.
9. CLOSE THAT GODDAM BLIND, I GOT A MIGRAINE! :mad:
10. What was that? Pardon me (blows nose).
you are not ugly
and buy some Nyquil damnit !
 

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miztress6 said:
you are not ugly
and buy some Nyquil damnit !

that nyquils good stuff man :D
 
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