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Don't trust Komo? How about King?
how about get to work!!! :redflip lazy bastard!!
i only trust KONG
wingzerothree said:
i only trust COCK
wtf does that have to do with any thing?
YEP

High of 27 today.....burr
strroosk said:
wtf does that have to do with any thing?
:redflip

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special
watch. It's been in my family for six
generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back
and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the
watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch
swayed back and forth, light gleaming off
its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of
eyes followed the swaying watch, until
suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's
fingers and fell to the floor, breaking
into a hundred pieces.

"Shit!" said the hypnotist.


It took three weeks to clean up the theater.
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:thumb:thumb:crackup :crackup Miggy made a funny
Soooooooooooooo who's up for some snow ridin? :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes
wingzerothree said:
:redflip

The excitement was almost electric as miguel withdrew a his horific penis from his trousers.

"I want you each to keep your eye on this penis. It's a very special penis. It's been rubbed by me and my family for six
years."

He began to swing the penis gently back
and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the
penis, watch the penis, watch the penis...."

The crowd became mesmerized as the cock
swayed back and forth, up and down, light gleaming off
its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of
eyes followed the swaying dick, until
suddenly it jerked from miguel's
fingers and fell to the floor along with miguel
he just had his first orgasm


and im tired of making more shit up this is gross
Kinda tired of white pass already...dont want to drive 4 hours to go skiing though:mad
Okay i read it 3 times and i dont get it.... someone explain

wingzerothree said:
:redflip

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special
watch. It's been in my family for six
generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back
and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the
watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch
swayed back and forth, light gleaming off
its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of
eyes followed the swaying watch, until
suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's
fingers and fell to the floor, breaking
into a hundred pieces.

"Shit!" said the hypnotist.


It took three weeks to clean up the theater.
Fuck that shit.. :shake Miami is goooood. ;)

- Matt
When the hypnotist said "SHIT" everyone that was under his spell "SHIT" in the theater and it took a long time to clean up the "SHIT"

I think you rank up there with my wife on not getting jokes:nanana
Little slow today, eh!

:redflip
:toast Here's to hoping we get a few inches of snow and me not having to come into work because of it! :toast
Wow..I'm PRAYING we get a good solid foot of snow...I'd love it!
We had some snow in spokane this last weekend and I got to test the audi out a little and it was fun. I must say if it snows to much I might have to keep the explorer or get new tires for the audi cause the summer tires don't really like the snow that much. I can get going but it breaks loose fairly easy and I can't stop worth shit when its snowing but it is a donut machine. You can get all fours goin and go around in a perfect circle without a problems:D
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