Don't trust Komo? How about King?
wtf does that have to do with any thing?wingzerothree said:
i only trust COCK
:redflipstrroosk said:wtf does that have to do with any thing?
wingzerothree said:
:redflip
The excitement was almost electric as miguel withdrew a his horific penis from his trousers.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this penis. It's a very special penis. It's been rubbed by me and my family for six
years."
He began to swing the penis gently back
and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the
penis, watch the penis, watch the penis...."
The crowd became mesmerized as the cock
swayed back and forth, up and down, light gleaming off
its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of
eyes followed the swaying dick, until
suddenly it jerked from miguel's
fingers and fell to the floor along with miguel
he just had his first orgasm
and im tired of making more shit up this is gross
wingzerothree said:
:redflip
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special
watch. It's been in my family for six
generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back
and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the
watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch
swayed back and forth, light gleaming off
its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of
eyes followed the swaying watch, until
suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's
fingers and fell to the floor, breaking
into a hundred pieces.
"Shit!" said the hypnotist.
It took three weeks to clean up the theater.