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I get this table tonight and they are sitting their with their menus folded.... I go over to them and realize they are midgets! I had never waited on midgets before....
I go over and welcome them and they are ready to order....
"Well, we are gonna eat light tonight... We both just want soup and breadsticks..."
OK folks... What kind of soup would you like....
"What do you got?"
:basil :basil You know, I tell them the soups, repeat it about two or three times in typical DUH style and they finally decide on Zuppa Toscana, which is the sausage and potato soup....
So I go back to the kitchen and bring them soup and breadsticks.... I tell them to enjoy their meal and I thought... Well at least they'll be quick....
I go over to another table to check on them.... I hadn't been gone two minutes when they were ready for another bowl of soup... I was like... Damn... They devoured it!
I go back and get more, bring it out.... and two minutes again, they want more!
So, its time for the third bowl...
fourth bowl.........
fifth bowl..... :rant
sixth bowl (and more breadsticks).....:rant :rant :rant
seventh bowl......... :rant :rant :rant :rant :rant
eighth bowl.................... :mad
nine friggon bowls of soup for people who are paying $3.95 each to run my friggon butt off..... Where in the blue hell are they puting it! :rant
Any more soups folks? No, we'll take the check.........
They leave me 10 Bucks and my $2.10 tip for all my exercise....
Where the heck did these midgets put all this soup????????
Oh and after they cashed out, they sat at my table talking for an additional 45 minutes! :rant
You can add this soup-crazed midget couple to my Crazy Olive Garden Collection! Only a week and a half left folks.....
Tick..... Tick..... Tick.....
I go over and welcome them and they are ready to order....
"Well, we are gonna eat light tonight... We both just want soup and breadsticks..."
OK folks... What kind of soup would you like....
"What do you got?"
:basil :basil You know, I tell them the soups, repeat it about two or three times in typical DUH style and they finally decide on Zuppa Toscana, which is the sausage and potato soup....
So I go back to the kitchen and bring them soup and breadsticks.... I tell them to enjoy their meal and I thought... Well at least they'll be quick....
I go over to another table to check on them.... I hadn't been gone two minutes when they were ready for another bowl of soup... I was like... Damn... They devoured it!
I go back and get more, bring it out.... and two minutes again, they want more!
So, its time for the third bowl...
fourth bowl.........
fifth bowl..... :rant
sixth bowl (and more breadsticks).....:rant :rant :rant
seventh bowl......... :rant :rant :rant :rant :rant
eighth bowl.................... :mad
nine friggon bowls of soup for people who are paying $3.95 each to run my friggon butt off..... Where in the blue hell are they puting it! :rant
Any more soups folks? No, we'll take the check.........
They leave me 10 Bucks and my $2.10 tip for all my exercise....
Where the heck did these midgets put all this soup????????
Oh and after they cashed out, they sat at my table talking for an additional 45 minutes! :rant
You can add this soup-crazed midget couple to my Crazy Olive Garden Collection! Only a week and a half left folks.....
Tick..... Tick..... Tick.....