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I am sure that mine isnt that serious compared to some of yours, but here are mine

1) Compound fracture of my left arm (fuck trampolines)
2) setting of that compound fracture
3) dislocated my elbow (that fucking hurt) The joint was popped out and then my muscles began to tense, which only made it worse.
 

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ok, came here thinking this was basic stuff, but uhh...i cant even compare to that.

basically worst i've gotten is a 2nd degree burn on my hand from candle wax, and a 3rd degree on my leg from melted plastic.
 

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citadel650 said:
I am sure that mine isnt that serious compared to some of yours, but here are mine

1) Compound fracture of my left arm (fuck trampolines)
2) setting of that compound fracture
3) dislocated my elbow (that fucking hurt) The joint was popped out and then my muscles began to tense, which only made it worse.
Besides getting whacked in the nads with a baseball???

Had my side sliced open in a ladder accident (pool ladder) needless to say that chlorinated water made it feel ohh so much better:rolleyes:
 

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Tooth going through my lip,
cigarett burns
my hand being on fire ([email protected]$king carberator)
 

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270lb gaurd pulled on a quick pitch and hit the outside of my left knee tearing my MCL. I've broken bones it hurts, but nothing compares to a torn meaty ligament. :shake
 

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Ive been pretty lucky....knock knock knocking on wood.

Broken collarbone. Hurt worse when they wrenched the brace thingy on.

Tore my ACL, that was pretty brutal. The surgery sucked, got the flu so no pain pills would stay down.
 

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I had an acident a few years ago that was pretty painful when I got my fingers cut off with a table saw.

I've also been shot in the shoulder with a hollow point 38.

And while both of those were painful, neither of them was as painful as having a kidney stone. That feels like a cigarette burn inside you, moving around a little, fading out for a time, and then coming back. When that little sucker starts moving around inside your kidney, you just double over in pain.
 

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Prolly the time that I tumbled 25 times down a black diamond trail with my ski-boards on (no release bindings)
FUcked up my knee but good!
 

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I think it would be a tie between shoulder dislocation and appendicitis.

I can just about dislocate my right shoulder on demand. It's happened six times already in the last 5 years. Volleyball, basketball, climbing ladders - you name it. I try not to extend my arm above my head too much any more.

My appendix burst just as the surgeon opened my abdomen. That was after I spent the night doubled-over in pain. There was just nothing I could do to relieve it. I finally decided to hit the ER after about 6 hours of that.

I guess I'm lucky that's as much pain as I've experienced. I'm sure there's worse.
 

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Well when I crashed my bike (last October) I ended up with a messed up knee (which still hurts even if I so much as kneel on it the damn knee :( ) and had road rash (OMG did that hurt). I could barely walk on that leg at the time. :rolleyes:
 

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Let me see.....

that would have to be when I fell off a 51ft cliff three or four weeks ago. Doh!

Other than that I think being thrown off a horse and landing on a jump is a close second.

But I think the back surgery I will have to undergo in the next little while may become my new number one!
 

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broke my lower leg clear through the larger bone (sorry don't know the name of it) on a bicycle. my mom didn't really believe it was broken, neither did i. but i tried to stand on it a few times and could feel the broken ends of the bone skewing against each other. ended up screaming throughout the whole night.

then a few years back i had to have a root canal. as it turns out, i am EXTREMELY resistant to novacaine. nobody believes that i'm still feeling pain, just that i'm squirmish about pain. well, to make a long story short, i essentially got a root canal without aneasthesia. this was eyes rolling back in head kinda paint. i could feel the guy tugging and twisting my NERVE. thank whatever is holy that he finally pulled them out! got stuck in beverly hills traffic with a mouthful of blood. didn't want to just lean out of my car at a stoplight and spew blood all over the street. would have been quite disturbing. so i held it in the whole drive home.
 

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Humm Lets See,

1. Road rash, High Side when i was young and dumb! :bigdork

2. After knee surgery, damn doctor diagnosed me wrong!:asshole
 

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thats why you don't use skiboards:rolleyes:
I'd love to see you pull a 1080 on skis...
 

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Let me see.....

that would have to be when I fell off a 51ft cliff three or four weeks ago. Doh!

Other than that I think being thrown off a horse and landing on a jump is a close second.

But I think the back surgery I will have to undergo in the next little while may become my new number one!

Its the great cliffdiver herself!
 

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i was about 10 yrs old. comming out of the shower i slipped and landed jaw first on the toilet seat. knocked out cold. woke up in a pool of blood and couldnt feel my face, screamed for my mom....pain like you wouldnt believe! ended up only breaking my 2 front teeth. i now have porcelin veneers for my 2 front teeth :D
 

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I had an acident a few years ago that was pretty painful when I got my fingers cut off with a table saw.

I've also been shot in the shoulder with a hollow point 38.

And while both of those were painful, neither of them was as painful as having a kidney stone. That feels like a cigarette burn inside you, moving around a little, fading out for a time, and then coming back. When that little sucker starts moving around inside your kidney, you just double over in pain.
I have seen people with kidney stones and they are in some severe pain. Some say its worse than labor. I have had neither, and cant have one of them so I cant say.

For me the worst was when I broke my nose in a football game. Damn surgeon decided to set it in the er. No sedation just some lidocaine in the nose ( a lot that did) then he uses a p[opsicle stick like device up into my nose to lift the bone back into place.

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Though I have mentioned it a "few times" before.......

Getting T-boned by a car, having my foot squished by his bumper (totalled the bike AND the car), ripping my big toe off and breaking almost every bone in my foot (X-rays looked like bone confetti held together by skin), and slidding 110 feet down the road in a tank top to add to the pleasure. 6 years later.....I STILL wake up in cold sweats from nightmares about it. No kidding.

I laid in the emergency room for over 5 hours with NO PAIN KILLERS or even a sip of water because they did not know if they were going to amputate my foot or not. They had to wait for a specialist to come in, and they wanted nothing in my stomach, or any other pain killer in case they had to put me under. After all that time......the doctor showed up and used locals to do all the work... :rolleyes:
 
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