Don't know if this is a repost. I think it's hysterical... and hopefully it won't piss my future hubby off to much!!! :laughing
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50 F (10 C) -- Californians shiver uncontrollably - Canadians plant their gardens
35 F (1.6 C) -- Italian Cars won't start - Canadians drive with the windows down
32 F ( 0 C) -- American water freezes - Canadian water gets thicker
0 F (-17.9 C) -- New York City landlords finally turn on the heat - Canadians have one more cookout
-60 F (-51 C) -- Mt. St. Helens freezes - Canadian Girl guides sell cookies door to door
-100 F (-73 C) -- Santa Claus abandons the north pole - Canadians pull down their ear flaps
-173 F (-114 C) -- Alcohol freezes - Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg
-460 F (-273 C) -- Absolute zero; all atomic motion ceases. Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500 F (-295 C) -- Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
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50 F (10 C) -- Californians shiver uncontrollably - Canadians plant their gardens
35 F (1.6 C) -- Italian Cars won't start - Canadians drive with the windows down
32 F ( 0 C) -- American water freezes - Canadian water gets thicker
0 F (-17.9 C) -- New York City landlords finally turn on the heat - Canadians have one more cookout
-60 F (-51 C) -- Mt. St. Helens freezes - Canadian Girl guides sell cookies door to door
-100 F (-73 C) -- Santa Claus abandons the north pole - Canadians pull down their ear flaps
-173 F (-114 C) -- Alcohol freezes - Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg
-460 F (-273 C) -- Absolute zero; all atomic motion ceases. Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500 F (-295 C) -- Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup