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Dear Girls (from us guys)...

Don't assume that guys won't care where you are, because we do.
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IT MAKES US FEEL SO SECURE TO KNOW THAT OUR GIRLFRIEND ISNT OFF FLIRTING WITH GUYS WE'VE NEVER HEARD OF!!
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Also, don't talk about your ex-boyfriends.
We never have, nor ever will respect or like them, nor do we want to hear about them.

When you do, you're asking your boyfriend to be jealous.

You're asking your boyfriend to lose trust.
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We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
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Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
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Yeah, you can quote me.
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Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Smile and say "thank you."

LET US PAY FOR YOU!

DON'T "FEEL BAD"

We enjoy doing it.

It's expected.

Smile and say - everybody together now - "thank you."
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Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know nobody's looking we'll be more impressed.
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You don't have to get dressed up for us.

If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have, put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
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don't flirt with guys when we're not with you.
We have eyes everywhere.
And when we find out, we're pissed.

Not necessarily with the guys you flirted with, more-so with YOU.
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Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.
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Stop using magazines/media as your bible.

Don't talk about how hot Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartny is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care.
You have girlfriends for that.
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Whatever happened to the word "handsome"/"beautiful"

Why does everything have to be "hot/sexy"?

I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey
handsome!" instead of "Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.

But seriously sometimes looks ISNT everything alot guys who arent exactly "hot" will treat you the way you need to be treated

Claiming girls or guys to be "hot" shows immaturity.
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Girls, I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY, DISCRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION BUTT, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the
eyes....and say "i love you" ...



....AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT!
 

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A guess:

A single guy wrote that on a Friday night at 3:00 in the morning after yet another night of drinking alone, having just angrily masturbated to a Victoria's Secret catalog.
 

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But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
a-fucking men.
 

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"Don't get angry easily."

I only wish some people would read this one meaningfully :rolleyes It's kind of more a guy-ish problem than female issue??:shrug (I know I'm generalizing but seriously)
 

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Milo said:
A guess:

A single guy wrote that on a Friday night at 3:00 in the morning after yet another night of drinking alone, having just angrily masturbated to a Victoria's Secret catalog.
Dude you're not suppose to out spiderman6969 like that!:shake
 

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Milo said:
A guess:

A single guy wrote that on a Friday night at 3:00 in the morning after yet another night of drinking alone, having just angrily masturbated to a Victoria's Secret catalog.
Glad I was not the only one thinking that:laughing
 

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Nah, I think it's a woman's guide to dating a gay man.
 

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fatbuckRTO said:
Nah, I think it's a woman's guide to dating a gay man.

I didn't even quote the gayest line...

"Ladies... give nice guys a chance" :barf
 

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Nice guy: Hey wanna go out?
Chick: Umm oh thats sweet, lets just be friends.

later that night...

Chick's Friend: he's such an asshole, you need to ditch him
Chick: Right! why are all the nice guys taken?

go figure...
 

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Girls, I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY, DISCRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION BUTT, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.

Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the
eyes....and say "i love you" ...
 

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One of lifes hardest lessons: nice guys finish last. Dont be nice to ladies, and treat them with respect, they will just take it for granted and abuse it. (no, im talking about the one out of 10 women who aren't like that, they have other problems)

Treat em like your little sister, like you can barely tolerate them. Make fun of them, mock them, hit them over the head with the sarcasm hammer. They LOVE IT. They can't stand the idea that someone doesn't think they are all that, and love a challenge. As soon as they know they got you wrapped around their finger, you are *through*

:nanana
 

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elisa said:
"Don't get angry easily."

I only wish some people would read this one meaningfully :rolleyes It's kind of more a guy-ish problem than female issue??:shrug (I know I'm generalizing but seriously)
:bs even with testorone flowing threw my veins I got nothing on a Latina throwing a temper tantrum.
 

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Steel Chicken said:
One of lifes hardest lessons: nice guys finish last. Dont be nice to ladies, and treat them with respect, they will just take it for granted and abuse it. (no, im talking about the one out of 10 women who aren't like that, they have other problems)

Treat em like your little sister, like you can barely tolerate them. Make fun of them, mock them, hit them over the head with the sarcasm hammer. They LOVE IT. They can't stand the idea that someone doesn't think they are all that, and love a challenge. As soon as they know they got you wrapped around their finger, you are *through*

:nanana
Dude that is the same advice you gave to get women to leave you alone. WTF?
 

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RottnDog said:
Dude that is the same advice you gave to get women to leave you alone. WTF?
It works in both situations.
If youre talking about your old thread with your women "friends"/ "acquaintances" harassing you and giving you crap, its for the same reason, because you let them treat you how they want too.

Dont put up with their shit, whether they are giving you a hard time, or if you are actually dating/with them.

Bottom line, dont be super nice guy to them, in the long run, it will backfire.
 

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Steel Chicken said:
It works in both situations.
If youre talking about your old thread with your women "friends"/ "acquaintances" harassing you and giving you crap, its for the same reason, because you let them treat you how they want too.

Dont put up with their shit, whether they are giving you a hard time, or if you are actually dating/with them.

Bottom line, dont be super nice guy to them, in the long run, it will backfire.
As will running pretending to be soomething your not. If any chic wanted to be with because I treated her like shit she has some serious mental problems.

BTW I am not saying worship the ground a women walks on because she is very attractive cause I don't. But you have to at least treat them with some common human decency.
 

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im not saying treat em like shit.
just dont take them too seriously.
dont wear your heart on your sleeve.

if you are too nice and too lubby dubby they will just take advantage of you.


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If any chic wanted to be with because I treated her like shit she has some serious mental problems.
my point exactly: most of them DO have serious mental problems.
 
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