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What could YOU look past to be with your perfect mate? Check ANY that apply.

  • Missing a leg

    Votes: 23 39.7%
  • Missing an arm

    Votes: 19 32.8%
  • Missing a hand

    Votes: 20 34.5%
  • Missing a foot

    Votes: 24 41.4%
  • Missing just a finger

    Votes: 27 46.6%
  • Missing one eye (wears eyepatch)

    Votes: 15 25.9%
  • Blind

    Votes: 14 24.1%
  • Deaf

    Votes: 15 25.9%
  • Mute

    Votes: 18 31.0%
  • Bald

    Votes: 15 25.9%
  • Albino

    Votes: 11 19.0%
  • Burn victim (let's 1/2 of arm or leg)

    Votes: 20 34.5%
  • Tourette's Syndrome

    Votes: 12 20.7%
  • Epileptic

    Votes: 17 29.3%
  • Obsessive Compulsive

    Votes: 17 29.3%
  • Bipolar

    Votes: 10 17.2%
  • Borderline Personality (not multiple)

    Votes: 9 15.5%
  • Narcoleptic

    Votes: 11 19.0%
  • Short-term memory loss

    Votes: 18 31.0%
  • Sexual addiction

    Votes: 36 62.1%
  • Sexual dysfunction

    Votes: 7 12.1%
  • Migranes

    Votes: 27 46.6%
  • Kidney Dialysis (no complications)

    Votes: 20 34.5%
  • Asthma

    Votes: 33 56.9%
  • Sterile/Barren

    Votes: 31 53.4%
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Discussion Starter · #1 · (Edited)
I got this idea from watching Deuce Bigelow Male Gigalo - he falls in love with a girl missing a leg :)

Now for the sake of discussion, assume that this person is PERFECT IN EVERY WAY FOR YOU except for one flaw - they are IN NO WAY SOME KIND OF FREEK (like me for example). We're talking Britney Spears or Brad Pitt perfect here, except for this one thing. I expect this to be difficult.
 

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Hmmmmm. I dunno. I kept reading down the list thinking "that would suck. that would suck. That would suck".

In reality I'd probably still date the person if they had any one of alot of those... but just reading them from my safe little self-centered egotistical haven behind the computer screen, I can't help but not wanna check a box. :shrug I suppose migranes and asmtha aren't bad by comparison. I checked those.

edit: You're going to have to clarify "sexual addiction". If you put it that way, I don't know if you mean someone who is addicted to having sex and is just a big nympho, or if you mean someone who has a problem...like...being really hooked on child pornography or something.
 

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Real sexual addiction is someone who needs sex ALL THE TIME, LITERALLY. It might seem cool at first, but how long would it take before it gets really old?

I understand this is hard - I don't see how it could be easy.
 

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I was looking down the list as well saying that would suck that would suck etc... but then I came across a gold mine "mute" now that I could deal with :D
 

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I was looking down the list as well saying that would suck that would suck etc... but then I came across a gold mine "mute" now that I could deal with :D
:laughing :clap :crackup

Baby get me a beer. What's that? You got a problem? I don't hear you. Aight den. That's what I thought.
 

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Blind, mute, and sex addict
 

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Damn you guys are heartless! :crackup :laughing
 

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NYSteve said:
I was looking down the list as well saying that would suck that would suck etc... but then I came across a gold mine "mute" now that I could deal with :D
:laghing
I see mute is in the lead.
 

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Lorilye is about close to narcoleptic as they come.,

That girl sleeps so friggin much. I used to look past it, but now she is asleep almost every night (weekends too) by 9:00 - 9:30.
 

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Lorilye is about close to narcoleptic as they come.,

That girl sleeps so friggin much. I used to look past it, but now she is asleep almost every night (weekends too) by 9:00 - 9:30.
Well, just sleeping alot each night isn't narcoleptic right? I thought that was where they'd just go instantly from awake to deep sleep with no warning at all in the middle of daily activities.
 

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That's correct.
 

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Well, I just can't imagine a person who is perfect in every way but one.

I have a person who is perfect *for me* in every way, flaws and all, and no matter what happened to him, I'd still love him. He could get fat, turn ugly, bald, impotent, etc, and I'd still love him. If he became mentally ill and dangerous, I'd have to separate the kids and I from him, but I'd still love him.

I'm like a dog, once I love someone, it's damned impossible to make me stop. I am however prone to psychotic PMS, so there are always a couple days a month where I pretty much don't love anyone but my kids.
 

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I am however prone to psychotic PMS, so there are always a couple days a month where I pretty much don't love anyone but my kids.
Yeah, you and every other woman on earth:laughing :laughing
 

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hey you guys who voted for sexual addiction are in for a surprise, when she is getting it from the mailman, cable repair man, auto mechanic, paper boy, etc.
It is not a controllable urge, they get it and they will do it with whoever is closest.
 

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only sex addict, sterile, and one eyed. i mean, one eye??? how can anyone love someone like that?????????? :crackup
 

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I've got 3 brown eyes. :redflip
 
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