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nipples...I love nipples!
...wait...drive me nuts in a good way or bad way?
...wait...drive me nuts in a good way or bad way?
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Bad drivers #1
Politicians
kids that say everything starting with "and I was all...and he was all"
bosses that don't do shit but make 4x my salary
people that drive SUV's but have no actual use for them
illiterate people
stupid people
this fucking sniper in MD is pissing me off right now
Politicians
kids that say everything starting with "and I was all...and he was all"
bosses that don't do shit but make 4x my salary
people that drive SUV's but have no actual use for them
illiterate people
stupid people
this fucking sniper in MD is pissing me off right now
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Men I am so goddamned tired of men bitching that they want a woman who is
self confident and sufficient
not psycho
not clingy
who's beautiful
has interests and a life of her own
is loyal
good in bed
they ask for all this you've figured it out got it all put together and they still have thier head up thier damn asses an insist on playing stupid fucking games
They have been hurt o so many time and are tired of all the bullshit but still they would rather have the drama of someone that treats them like shit or cowers to thier every whim they can't handle a strong woman, even though she treats you better than anyone has [/rant off]
Men I am so goddamned tired of men bitching that they want a woman who is
self confident and sufficient
not psycho
not clingy
who's beautiful
has interests and a life of her own
is loyal
good in bed
they ask for all this you've figured it out got it all put together and they still have thier head up thier damn asses an insist on playing stupid fucking games
They have been hurt o so many time and are tired of all the bullshit but still they would rather have the drama of someone that treats them like shit or cowers to thier every whim they can't handle a strong woman, even though she treats you better than anyone has [/rant off]
Slow drivers, People who are late or dont show and dont have the common courtesy to call, People who think they know everything about you and think they know what your thinking, People who think there better than everyone else and have to whatever they can to put people down.
I can go on and on and on dude
I can go on and on and on dude
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button pushing
tailgaters
people who drive 10 miles per hour slower than the posted speed limit in the fast lane
people who take 30 items or more in the 10 items or less aisle
people who cannot grasp simple concepts after you have explained it to them 3 times a day for 3 months
people who stink
people who wear too much cologne
people who wear cheap clothes and think they look important
people who kiss ass
when my computer locks up for no fucking reason at all
bad breath
stepping in dog shit that people are too damn lazy to pick up
waiting for a package that you are expecting and it comes 3 days later - but the bills are always on time
door dingers
renting DVD's from blockbuster and 10 minutes to the end they are fucking scratched
politicians
CNN
That asshole sniper
THIS list could go on and on...believe me
tailgaters
people who drive 10 miles per hour slower than the posted speed limit in the fast lane
people who take 30 items or more in the 10 items or less aisle
people who cannot grasp simple concepts after you have explained it to them 3 times a day for 3 months
people who stink
people who wear too much cologne
people who wear cheap clothes and think they look important
people who kiss ass
when my computer locks up for no fucking reason at all
bad breath
stepping in dog shit that people are too damn lazy to pick up
waiting for a package that you are expecting and it comes 3 days later - but the bills are always on time
door dingers
renting DVD's from blockbuster and 10 minutes to the end they are fucking scratched
politicians
CNN
That asshole sniper
THIS list could go on and on...believe me
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Many men would say the same thing about women like this too. One of the many brutal ironies of life.miztress6 said:
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http://www.cycleforums.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1266
see above thread
also, bad drivers really piss me off. I feel like they should give I.Q. tests every time you renew your DL. AND there should be age limitations to getting your DL. I was 15 when I got my license. Should probably be somewhere around 17 or 18. AND no dirvers over 70. And people who whip out into speeding traffic only to slow to 15 mph UNDER the posted limit or who drive slow in the left lane should be beaten to a pulp and have their license revoked. And GREEN MEANS GO MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Whiney people piss me off to
and people who think they can come into my office and act like they know me just trying to suck up
and people who bring cell phones into my office, especially when they ring
the list goes on and on
see above thread
also, bad drivers really piss me off. I feel like they should give I.Q. tests every time you renew your DL. AND there should be age limitations to getting your DL. I was 15 when I got my license. Should probably be somewhere around 17 or 18. AND no dirvers over 70. And people who whip out into speeding traffic only to slow to 15 mph UNDER the posted limit or who drive slow in the left lane should be beaten to a pulp and have their license revoked. And GREEN MEANS GO MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Whiney people piss me off to
and people who think they can come into my office and act like they know me just trying to suck up
and people who bring cell phones into my office, especially when they ring
the list goes on and on
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oh yeah, I fucking HATE cell phones.
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people that box you in just to be jerks!
Bad Drivers
Friends who jump in the car with you, then talk on their cell the whole time to whomever.
Friends who jump in the car with you, then sitin the back seat with their gf (your gf was ugly buddy and lucky you got a car cuz i ain't driving your sorry ass anywhere)
Constant bitchers ("Look at the weather man, wtf?", "My computer doesn't work, fucking POS", "The sun is shining in my eyes, like can't mother nature do something about it?")
etc. etc. Bad Drivers are the only ones where I actually do something about it.
Friends who jump in the car with you, then talk on their cell the whole time to whomever.
Friends who jump in the car with you, then sitin the back seat with their gf (your gf was ugly buddy and lucky you got a car cuz i ain't driving your sorry ass anywhere)
Constant bitchers ("Look at the weather man, wtf?", "My computer doesn't work, fucking POS", "The sun is shining in my eyes, like can't mother nature do something about it?")
etc. etc. Bad Drivers are the only ones where I actually do something about it.
Dishonest women - by that I mean, women who won't / don't tell you what's on their mind. Tell me what you want, honestly, no games, no talking around it, and definitely don't give me that "I don't want to talk about it now." I do and if you wait, too bad for you.
What really pushed my buttons back when I was single were the "posers", those dressed to the "nines" types who just wanted to see how many guys they could have drooling all over them.
Favorite line that I used all the time went something like this - After watching some woman turn down one guy after another, I would walk up to her, ask her if she wanted to dance. She gives me that "How dare you come into my presence and ask me such a thing, you jerk" look and says "no". My response was "That's OK, I was just on my way to the john and thought I'd ask. How about after I come out?"
Never failed to make all the guys around her laugh and her girlfriends to give that disgusted look.
I still laugh when I think about it.:laughing
What really pushed my buttons back when I was single were the "posers", those dressed to the "nines" types who just wanted to see how many guys they could have drooling all over them.
Favorite line that I used all the time went something like this - After watching some woman turn down one guy after another, I would walk up to her, ask her if she wanted to dance. She gives me that "How dare you come into my presence and ask me such a thing, you jerk" look and says "no". My response was "That's OK, I was just on my way to the john and thought I'd ask. How about after I come out?"
Never failed to make all the guys around her laugh and her girlfriends to give that disgusted look.
I still laugh when I think about it.:laughing
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Homeboys who wear their pants below their ass. Nobody wants to see that. People in minivans stuffed with kids, driving like maniacs.
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liars
arrogant ppl who shove it in your face
ppl who smell and are always too close
cheaters
cheap ppl who always feel their obligated to taking what's yours
this woman who is sitting in front me and has been staring at the ceiling for 15 minutes while talking to herself, who just got up and has begun scratching herself <<-- YUCK!
fakers (try to play themselves off as someone/thing they're not)
mean ppl
that kid in my 3rd class who stabbed me in the back by stealing my first girlfriend <--- yeah, i remember you mofo!!
arab heads of state
:rapidfire Airel Sharon and :asshole Netanyahu
the "IDF" :badass
the credit card companies
AOL
my neighbor, who refers to himself in the 3rd person, Mr.Johnatan L. Bruno
The last guy who interviewed me for a job <<--- A-hole!!
Ppl who talk about things they have no idea about
Folks who swear they're always right
Me, for continuing to type
:confused
arrogant ppl who shove it in your face
ppl who smell and are always too close
cheaters
cheap ppl who always feel their obligated to taking what's yours
this woman who is sitting in front me and has been staring at the ceiling for 15 minutes while talking to herself, who just got up and has begun scratching herself <<-- YUCK!
fakers (try to play themselves off as someone/thing they're not)
mean ppl
that kid in my 3rd class who stabbed me in the back by stealing my first girlfriend <--- yeah, i remember you mofo!!
arab heads of state
:rapidfire Airel Sharon and :asshole Netanyahu
the "IDF" :badass
the credit card companies
AOL
my neighbor, who refers to himself in the 3rd person, Mr.Johnatan L. Bruno
The last guy who interviewed me for a job <<--- A-hole!!
Ppl who talk about things they have no idea about
Folks who swear they're always right
Me, for continuing to type
:confused
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people who think that the sports they like are the only "real" sports
NASCAR
Speed Channel for showing NASCAR all day long
Celebrities who thank their friends and family for "keeping them grounded"
people who order "diet" sodas when they super-size their whole fatty meal
NASCAR
Speed Channel for showing NASCAR all day long
Celebrities who thank their friends and family for "keeping them grounded"
people who order "diet" sodas when they super-size their whole fatty meal
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