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Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for monosyllabic?
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?
Why are they called stands if they are mad for sitting?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
If it's illegal to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to kill a mime?
How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work in the morning?
If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they get teflon to stick to the pan?
Why is verb a noun?
Are there seeing-eye humans for blind dogs?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?
How can a house burn up while it burns down?
Why is the third watch on a clock called the secod hand?
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why do we sing "take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
Why is it called after dark when it is really after light?
Why do we press harder on buttons on a remote when we know the batteries are dead?
Before drawing boards, what did they go back to?

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Why do you park your car on a driveway and drive your car on a parkway?

Why is it a passport instead of a port pass?

Why does a 24 hour store have locks on the door?

If a tree falls in the middle of the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

If you're travelling at the speed of light and turn on your headlights, does anything happen?
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Try bud light? :twofinger: :laughing


....I hope I'm not the only one who remembers that lame ad campaign of the early 90s.
 

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Try bud light? :twofinger: :laughing


....I hope I'm not the only one who remembers that lame ad campaign of the early 90s.
Remember Spud McKenzee???
My aunt made a ceramic one

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...before my time, good man. lol. :redflip :creep
 

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PearlBlueSoul said:
...before my time, good man. lol. :redflip :creep
Can't be before your time, you're older than me :redflip
You just never lived :redflip

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Aww yeah, "Bud-wies-er" hahahaaha. that rocked!

But even better was the radio ads with that ferret. bwahaha.....his 'love call', "wicky, wicky, wicky". hahaha.

and I must've missed the spud one. :confused: sorry. :shrug
 

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I loved the frogs
I had frog boxers, they tried to suspend me one day in Middle School for wearing them. I was all WTF, they are underwear, I am not advertising to anyone, if peopel see it in the locker room why are they looking?

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It was for bud dry, not lite. Thats when everyone had to have the dry beers:confused

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"Why ask why, try Bud Dry"

If a fly didnt have wings would it be called a Walk?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
MEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee!:redflip
 

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:rofl

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