work x-mas parties...

We went cheap this year. We are only having a lunch during the business day tomorrow.

I got drunk and ate like 4 hot roast beef sandwiches, then snuck out!

~LongRider~ said:

We went cheap this year. We are only having a lunch during the business day tomorrow.

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that was this job.

Ours was at the club level at M&T Stadium(Ravens Stadium) in doiwntown Baltimore. And yet..it wasn't that good, food was cold, not very tasty, but we did have an open bar. A bunch of us got a limo, so we didn't have to worry about driving; The talk of the office was how one girl puked on the floor of our limo in front of two senior managers.

Good luck!

Rezin said:

I got drunk and ate like 4 hot roast beef sandwiches, then snuck out!

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:laughing

can't do that at this one... it's part health club... no alcohol.

*doh!*

My Xmas party RULED this year. Fat eats, cool prizes (won a $50 gift cert to the local mall). Even had free cigars to smoke with our drinks. They dropped like almost $4 grand on our party of about 30ish people. Can't wait till next year.

Only crappy thing about the party this year was that it was on the same night as the Xmas party at my other part time job. Oh well, at least that job is buying me a big ass Ham. :thumb

We can't even say Christmas at work much less have a Christmas party. Must say 'Seasons greetings' so we don't offend anyone. :down

Our staff had a party at a comedy club this year. I didn't want to go, but my wife insisted. 10 Stoli ices later, I was part of the comedy troupe and up on the stage embarassing my wife and the other people I was there with. I was good, from what my wife said. I got a call earlier today to see if I wanted to go back. After the party, my wife and my dinner and drinks were complimentary plus I got my money back for the show since I was in most of it. Everyone else had to pay tall cash.

Everyone at school was talking about it, but they're a bunch of uptight asswipes. I told them if I have enough booze, I'll do it again.

Our party was 2 weeks ago. Food was great!! Drinks were awesome!!! DJ played good music... the only part that sucked was having to keep running away from my drunk boss all night. :shake Maybe it's just me, but, I'm pretty sure neither his wife nor HR would be happy to know he invited me into the men's bathroom with him. :barf

2uplvr said:
Our party was 2 weeks ago. Food was great!! Drinks were awesome!!! DJ played good music... the only part that sucked was having to keep running away from my drunk boss all night. :shake Maybe it's just me, but, I'm pretty sure neither his wife nor HR would be happy to know he invited me into the men's bathroom with him. :barf

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I think someone's getting a big raise in pay this year.:clap :clap :clap

What'd you think of the inside of the men's room?:nanana :nanana :nanana

j/k

Jester27 said:
I think someone's getting a big raise in pay this year.:clap :clap :clap

What'd you think of the inside of the men's room?:nanana :nanana :nanana

j/k

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:snarf

Fawker!!!! :redflip

:lol

Lazy bums at one courthouse took an hour-and-a-half off (was gone for 2 hours total) to go to the main office in the county for their "party." :mad

Not to be a scrooge, but they already had one party (so I heard) and this wasn't announced. So, those of us who had work to do had to wait until they decided to come back so we could get our work done.

Never mind the offices will be closed from Wednesday until next Monday. :rolleyes

Thank God this was the last day I had in this sorry job. :thumb

I dont like my co-workers so I wouldn't go to a party even if they had one.

So there.

Rezin said:

I got drunk and ate like 4 hot roast beef sandwiches...

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i'm not sure, but this sounds like a euphemism for... something. :twofinger

ZXLNT said:

I dont like my co-workers so I wouldn't go to a party even if they had one.

So there.

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+1 Never had a job where I wanted to hang out with co-workers when I wasnt being paid for it.

I'm chiming in with another vote for liking Christmas parties. Free booze, decent grub, and with the idiots I work with, I KNOW I won't be the drunkest or say the dumbest thing to the boss...

thunderex said:
i'm not sure, but this sounds like a euphemism for... something. :twofinger

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:crackup

:eek