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One Christmas Morning there was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''

''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''

The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, ''Next year, tell Santa to get you a helmet to go along with it.''

Taking the ticket, the little boy says, ''Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?''

To humor the child the cop replies, ''Yes, He sure did.''

The little boy looks up at the cop and then says,
''Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.''

:crackup

 

[ninja_steve]

hahahaha :crackup :clap

 

[cesj]

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."

 

[dhub222]

Yama, that was fuggin hilarious!!!:crackup

 

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dhub222 said:
Yama, that was fuggin hilarious!!!:crackup

thank you, i'll be here all week. :clap